
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Watermelon Sugar mv: but make it Portuguese - a thread.

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@Harry_Styles

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Típico almoço português.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> "Viscoso mas gostoso".

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> "Estava a assar sardinhas com o lume a arder, queimei a..."

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> A comer ovos moles.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Família Portuguesa que é Portuguesa leva sempre o farnel pronto para a praia. (menos a sobremesa: quem é que não gosta de uma boa bola de Berlim?)

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Qual é o português que nunca "ganhou" um euro numa raspadinha e em vez de guardá-lo decidiu comprar outra raspadinha que, por acaso (só por acaso), não tinha prémio?

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Pastéis de nata, um baralho de cartas e bollycaos para os miúdos... um português precisa de mais alguma coisa para sobriver?

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Uma falta de respeito estar a almoçar e não oferecer nada ao Marcelito.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> "let&
#39;s put the cream...".

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Preciso de dizer alguma coisa?

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Além de cantor, modelo, escritor/compositor, ainda é futebolista? O meu homem de sonho.

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( *A pedido especial de umas certas pessoas.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> Festas populares sem bifanas, cachorros quentes e farturas não são festas populares.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> "Eu gosto de mamar nos peitos da cabritinha, mamo à hora que eu quero porque a cabrita é minha."

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> "Deixem passar esta linda brincadeira, Qu&
#39;a gente vamos bailar,
Pr&
#39;á gentinha da madeira"

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