What's the single funniest line from a television show? What still makes you laugh when you think of it?

For me it's still gotta be Andy on parks and rec: 'leslie I typed your symptoms into my web browser and it says you may have connectivity errors'
this is going to be a pretty hard one to do a tournament tree for since there aren't a lot of people giving the same answers. Should we vote on an overall best this week?
OK LETS HAVE A TOURNAMENT HERE WE GO

This was a hard one for reasons stated above, so I just took one line max from a show, and chose them according to likes. I just made up these parameters rn, LETS VOTE
WHICH LINE IS FUNNIER

(Scrubs)
her: Are you familiar with the term delusions of grandeur?
him: I believe I coined that term

(Simpsons)
Grandpa Simpson standing in a porta-potty saying "this elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there
WHICH LINE IS FUNNIER

(SwC)
a blind boy plays football and is killed in the first minute of play.
Principal: I guess we should all have seen that coming. Except Alan. Since he was... blind.

(Arrested Development)
I mean, it's one banana Michael, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
WHICH LINE IS FUNNIER

(Friends)
Joey say something is a "moo point" and when they press him on it, he's like, "Yeah, like a cows opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo"

(WKRP in Cincinatti)
*after dropping turkeys from a helicopter* God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly
WHICH LINE IS FUNNIER

(Black Adder)
Blackadder: Life without you would be like a blunt pencil.
Queen Elizabeth *looks quizzical*
Blackadder: Pointless.

(30 Rock)
It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
OK ROUND 2 BABY LET'S GO

If you have a good line that's not on here keep sending them in! I'm sorry I can't reply to everyone!
WHICH LINE IS FUNNIER

(Simpsons)
Grandpa Simpson standing in a porta-potty saying "this elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there

(Arrested Development)
I mean, it's one banana Michael, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
WHICH LINE IS THE FUNNIEST

(WKRP in Cincinatti)
*after dropping turkeys from a helicopter* God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly

(30 Rock)
It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
that was my CLOSEST POLL EVER until one minute left it was a tie.

OK MOVING ON TO THE FINALS

I will link a video for both
FINALS - WHICH LINE IS FUNNIEST (videos below)

(WKRP in Cincinatti)
*after dropping turkeys from a helicopter* God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly

(Arrested Development)
I mean, it's one banana Michael, what could it cost? 10 dollars?
WKRP in Cincinatti

Arrested Development:
OK WE HAVE A WINNER CONGRATULATIONS LUCILLE AND HER EXPENSIVE BANANA
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