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Advice to the brothers regarding marrying the sisters (thread)
If she has bad breath, make sure she brushes with a metal toothbrush...and make sure she rinses her mouth with swimming pool water
If her mehr price is crazy, tell her to look in the mirror and try that again
If she doesn’t know about football she’s a keeper
If she wears glasses, brother snap them in half so she can’t read ur messages with Aisha the neighbour
If she’s scared of dogs she’s defo loyal...because “dogs like eating loyal things” ~ Donald Trump
If she can’t read the Fatiha she’s probs too young for u
If her dad has a peak hair line, don’t marry...she’s carrying them hairline genes and ur kid gonna have his shit receding by the age of 3
If she has a hairy chest bully her about it
If she can’t cook scout a new wife from the Sunday league mosque football tournaments
Why get one wife when u can get 5
Young adz I lied u can only have 4 but no one stopping u akh do ur thing 
If Ahmed from the mosque sees her ankles, she’s no longer “urs”she’s “ours”
Only pull her hair when she forgets to do the dishes
If she tries ruining ps4 time with the lads... divorce her on the spot and call Aisha from next door
