okay but now that just makes me think of like an au where fierce corpse mingjue likes to play pranks on people with his detached limbs, he has nothing better to do and he's bored so why not? it makes huaisang cry when he throws his head up like a ball

huaisang: *trying to reach something up high* da-ge, could you give me a hand with this?

mingjue: *throws his severed arm*

huaisang: ...

also think about how mingjue's head sometimes might fall off and then his body has no idea where his head is so he's instructing it from like a meter away and his body just accidentally kicks the head the closer it gets, like Fender from Robots

the more I talk about this, the more I want it

huaisang asking him to help with something so he takes his legs off and says he can't walk

"good luck stitching your limbs back on by yourself"
"a-sang waIT!!"
*rolls head down the corridor to catch up with huaisang*