@LanaDelRey Oh you bland pasty bitch, I got time today.

@LanaDelRey nobody said anything to your Tim Burton movie reject looking ass for years, when you were making that boring ass music for people who think liking the 60’s is a fucking personality as opposed to a coping mechanism for the fact that you suck by today’s standards.

@LanaDelRey You got some nerve even talking about a “question for the culture”. Exactly what culture, are you speaking of? You got as much cultural depth as a can of warm la croix.

@LanaDelRey Doja, Beyonce, Nicki, Meg... they can make music about “fucking and being naked“ because they are WHOLE people who actually HAVE sex appeal to make music about. You on the other hand, make music for people who masturbate to river pheonix obituaries. Y’all not the same

@LanaDelRey and then to fucking try to mask your hater bitch behavior as feminism... Imao there’s a reason people don’t rock with your “honey I made Stovetop Stuffing tonight” ass music. That shit is flavorless and soulless as your 1,986,456 “60’s aesthetic” vsco photoshoots

@LanaDelRey And don’t nobody wanna read your “poetry”. That shit is Cat In The Hat for stepford wives who’ve considered meth cause their furloughed husbands can no longer afford their coke habit.

Don’t you ever in your unmelanated, one key, great value Wilma Flintstone looking, “why does everyone like the cool kids”, Home Shopping Network host personality having ass, ever mention Black Women again in yo ghost of Karens past ass life, hoe.

@LanaDelRey I promise on your unseasoned ass soul, you don’t have the talent, work ethic, style, insight, spirit, or range to fuck with any of them. Stay on your Amelia Bedelia ass lane.

I ain’t got nothin to promote. Black Women ain’t your scapegoats for your insecurities. That’s it.

See... And you wonder why they call you Karen. If you loved them, then you wouldn’t sit up here and act like they don’t face far more scrutiny than you EVER have. With yo Skeletor and Lois Griffin lovechild lookin ass.

@LanaDelRey At what fucking point has Beyoncé ever been able to express herself without scrutiny? When tf did the world collectively start treating Cardi with the proper respect? I promise ain’t no coke strong enough to take you this out of touch with reality.

@LanaDelRey Yeah, you could have said anyone. BUT YOU DIDN’T. You ain’t mention nobody in yo fake ass leave it to beaver ass lane. What’s wrong with the world is there’s too many mediocre, entitled, self absorbed, white women who think they can say whatever with no consequences

@LanaDelRey and that leads us to 2 conclusions. 1) you’re so preoccupied with your own delusions of oppression that you don’t see the all the negativity the women you named faced. 2) you’re a fucking liar.

I ain’t seen a mf this oblivious since George Bush held that book thinking he was gonna trick us into believing he could read.

You know the worst thing about Lana’s fans? NONE OF THEM ARE FUNNY. Like ain’t a single person coming to her defense had a decent joke. It’s like being berated by a pack of racist apologetic Eeyores. How tf you gone come try to sad me to death. Y’all triflin