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The definitive ranking of Disney & Pixar DADS, based on their capabilities as lovers: a thread.
๐ฎ๐ฌ. ๐๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ด๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ด
Ranked last cause heโs quite obviously a Tory. Not in this bed.
Ranked last cause heโs quite obviously a Tory. Not in this bed.
๐ญ๐ต. ๐๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐๐๐ผ
Iโm not saying youth matters but sometimes it does. Luckily heโs carved out some substitute playthings should he fail to perform dans le boudoir. Itโs common amongst men of a certain age.
Iโm not saying youth matters but sometimes it does. Luckily heโs carved out some substitute playthings should he fail to perform dans le boudoir. Itโs common amongst men of a certain age.
๐ญ๐ด. ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด
A gentle soul... but a little too gentle where it matters. Canโt even be bothered to give himself a first name... never mind think up a second position. Try harder.
A gentle soul... but a little too gentle where it matters. Canโt even be bothered to give himself a first name... never mind think up a second position. Try harder.
๐ญ๐ณ. ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ฒ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ป & ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐
Your classic vers couple looking for a third. A little past their prime but theyโre happy. Entice you in with all the free booze... itโs never worth it.
Your classic vers couple looking for a third. A little past their prime but theyโre happy. Entice you in with all the free booze... itโs never worth it.
๐ญ๐ฒ. ๐ฆ๐๐น๐๐ฎ๐ป
Makes you treat HIM like a Princess. Bonus points cause you just know he has a massive bed. Shame itโs the only thing that is.
Makes you treat HIM like a Princess. Bonus points cause you just know he has a massive bed. Shame itโs the only thing that is.
๐ญ๐ฑ. ๐๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐บ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ ๐ฃ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ
If bushes are your thing... we gotcha covered. Concerned he relies on that magnifying glass a little too much. Bench more.
If bushes are your thing... we gotcha covered. Concerned he relies on that magnifying glass a little too much. Bench more.
๐ญ๐ฐ. ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฒ
Just meh tbh. He could get it I guess.
Just meh tbh. He could get it I guess.
๐ญ๐ฏ. ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ
Weโre really in basic territory here. You just know Chicha wears those pants. Grab me a beer... Iโm gonna need it.
Weโre really in basic territory here. You just know Chicha wears those pants. Grab me a beer... Iโm gonna need it.
๐ญ๐ฎ. ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ด๐ป๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Could do with bulking up a little. Takes some time to warm up and still massively vanilla. Show yourself!
Could do with bulking up a little. Takes some time to warm up and still massively vanilla. Show yourself!
๐ญ๐ญ. ๐๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ธ๐ถ๐บ ๐ก๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ต
Imagine attempting to scream that... letโs just call him Kas. Heโs been round the block a couple times so you know he got moves. Plus sizeable hands... Iโm a fan.
Imagine attempting to scream that... letโs just call him Kas. Heโs been round the block a couple times so you know he got moves. Plus sizeable hands... Iโm a fan.
๐ญ๐ฌ. ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฒ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ผ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐ป
Can we please talk about that facial structure?! Can confirm he sports the best cheeks on this list. Yet still most likely to leave you painted.
Can we please talk about that facial structure?! Can confirm he sports the best cheeks on this list. Yet still most likely to leave you painted.
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I hear yโall like your men with HAIR... this Scotโs got you covered. Doesnโt come across as the most affectionate... heโll be snoring away before youโve grabbed a towel. Shame cause he looks cuddly.
I hear yโall like your men with HAIR... this Scotโs got you covered. Doesnโt come across as the most affectionate... heโll be snoring away before youโve grabbed a towel. Shame cause he looks cuddly.
๐ด. ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ฒ๐ณ ๐ง๐๐ถ
Heโs exotic, covered in tats and has one of those noses super squishy noses. Insists you call him Chief in the bedroom... until he gags you. Here for it.
Heโs exotic, covered in tats and has one of those noses super squishy noses. Insists you call him Chief in the bedroom... until he gags you. Here for it.
๐ณ. ๐ ๐ฟ ๐๐ป๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฏ๐น๐ฒ
We all know size is important, and Bob is one BIG guy. A lilโ ditzy so be careful he doesnโt crush you in your slumber... save it for when youโre conscious and can really feel the (super) POWER. Facial hair? I would like to see it.
We all know size is important, and Bob is one BIG guy. A lilโ ditzy so be careful he doesnโt crush you in your slumber... save it for when youโre conscious and can really feel the (super) POWER. Facial hair? I would like to see it.
๐ฒ. ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฎฬ
Maybe the most elusive on this list... but you know he got that Hispanic va va voom. His name literally translates as father... we stan a self-assured hombre. Can leave my cabeza shaking any day.
Maybe the most elusive on this list... but you know he got that Hispanic va va voom. His name literally translates as father... we stan a self-assured hombre. Can leave my cabeza shaking any day.
๐ฑ. ๐๐ฎ ๐ญ๐ต๐ผ๐
You can just tell a man who takes such care over his facial hair will treat you right. Plus Iโve heard he doesnโt need that walking stick lying down. An experienced king.
You can just tell a man who takes such care over his facial hair will treat you right. Plus Iโve heard he doesnโt need that walking stick lying down. An experienced king.
๐ฐ. ๐ญ๐ฒ๐๐
Ok here we have THE daddy. Youโll fall in love but heโll forget you at the drop of a lightning bolt. Thereโs a reason he wears that loose-fitting robe... and not just for the easy access.
Ok here we have THE daddy. Youโll fall in love but heโll forget you at the drop of a lightning bolt. Thereโs a reason he wears that loose-fitting robe... and not just for the easy access.
๐ฏ. ๐ ๐ฟ ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐ป
What I call a REAL Dad. We all know why he moved over to San Fran... catch him down the circuit party every weekend. Doesnโt know your name and not great at conversation but we forgive because he CUTE.
What I call a REAL Dad. We all know why he moved over to San Fran... catch him down the circuit party every weekend. Doesnโt know your name and not great at conversation but we forgive because he CUTE.
๐ฎ. ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ง๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ผ๐ป
The one and only king of the PEsCe. Iโd let him do unspeakable things with that trident. Of course we need to furnish him with legs (and other manly parts) but that body-ody-ody alone ranks him nearly TOP of this list.
The one and only king of the PEsCe. Iโd let him do unspeakable things with that trident. Of course we need to furnish him with legs (and other manly parts) but that body-ody-ody alone ranks him nearly TOP of this list.
๐ญ. ๐๐ฎ๐บ๐ฒ๐
Whoa he is FINE. What a perfect specimen of manhood. Get all up in this gumbo hunny. Heโll make you feel a million dollars... and heโll cook you breakfast in the morning. The DREAM.
Whoa he is FINE. What a perfect specimen of manhood. Get all up in this gumbo hunny. Heโll make you feel a million dollars... and heโll cook you breakfast in the morning. The DREAM.
