Conspiracy Theories are hilarious because — by definition— they require 50x more work and effort to be true than the actual plausible answer.

Please remember that in this time of crisis

Anyway please respond with some of your favorite utterly ridiculous conspiracies, I will too
One of my faves: Avril Lavigne committed suicide years ago and was replaced with her body double to keep making money for the company

As if she couldn’t make money post mortem? And her whole family agreed to keep silent?

Or maybe she just grew up and wanted an image update
All of the world’s governments and scientists and mathematicians and pilots are lying and the world is actually flat.

This one is hilarious to me because no one can seem to tell me WHY they are lying. What do these people get out of it???
Biggest peeve conspiracy is that all ancient structures were created by aliens. Completely disregards how smart humans are and often has real racist undertones to it.
My god this thread has given me so much. Thank you all for contributing
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