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DM: The dragon rakes her claws across your unconscious ally, hissing "You underestimate me!"
PALADIN: ha! I've faced worse, old wyrm.
DM: she's pretty evil dude ngl
PALADIN: psh. i touch my fallen comrade and cast revivify
DM: She counterspells it
PALADIN: she what
#dnd
PALADIN: ha! I've faced worse, old wyrm.
DM: she's pretty evil dude ngl
PALADIN: psh. i touch my fallen comrade and cast revivify
DM: She counterspells it
PALADIN: she what
#dnd
DM: she counterspells your revivify
PALADIN: she can cast spells??
DM: [nods]
PALADIN: holy moly you weren't kidding she IS evil
DM: i told y'all
PALADIN: [player gets up from table and starts to contemplate their choices]
#dnd
PALADIN: she can cast spells??
DM: [nods]
PALADIN: holy moly you weren't kidding she IS evil
DM: i told y'all
PALADIN: [player gets up from table and starts to contemplate their choices]
#dnd
PALADIN: [turns around]
PALADIN: can she do that more than once??
DM:
PALADIN: how many spells does she have???
DM:
PALADIN: i only have one diamond left
PALADIN:
PALADIN: what if she counterspells it again?
DM:
PALADIN: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO QUIET RIGHT NOW?
#dnd
PALADIN: can she do that more than once??
DM:
PALADIN: how many spells does she have???
DM:
PALADIN: i only have one diamond left
PALADIN:
PALADIN: what if she counterspells it again?
DM:
PALADIN: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO QUIET RIGHT NOW?
#dnd
PALADIN: it's okay it's okay we still have the resurrection scroll
CLERIC: I was actually saving that for the bard.
PALADIN: whoa whoa, you DIED??
BARD: yeah remember she bit me in half
PALADIN: i thought that was your LUTE.
BARD: nah man remember we were all screaming
#dnd
CLERIC: I was actually saving that for the bard.
PALADIN: whoa whoa, you DIED??
BARD: yeah remember she bit me in half
PALADIN: i thought that was your LUTE.
BARD: nah man remember we were all screaming
#dnd
DM: The dragon grins, lightning sparking from her tongue. Bits of the bard stick out from between her teeth.
PALADIN: you gotta stop
BARBARIAN: [player sits with hands over mouth, hat down]
PALADIN: [places hand on shoulder]
PALADIN: we're gonna get through this buddy
#dnd
PALADIN: you gotta stop
BARBARIAN: [player sits with hands over mouth, hat down]
PALADIN: [places hand on shoulder]
PALADIN: we're gonna get through this buddy
#dnd
BARBARIAN: is this what i've been doing to people...
PALADIN: now is not the time to dwell on such things
BARBARIAN: ...that family of halflings...
PALADIN: shhh
PALADIN: [gestures at DM]
PALADIN: one problem at a time
#dnd
PALADIN: now is not the time to dwell on such things
BARBARIAN: ...that family of halflings...
PALADIN: shhh
PALADIN: [gestures at DM]
PALADIN: one problem at a time
#dnd
DM: The dragon lowers her head, eyes wide. The earth trembles beneath her.
DRAGON: what's wrong? has the dread finally set in? the hoplessnessss?
PALADIN:
DRAGON: where is your god now, paladin?
PALADIN: "He's here."
PALADIN: i would like to use my Radiant Soul
#dnd
DRAGON: what's wrong? has the dread finally set in? the hoplessnessss?
PALADIN:
DRAGON: where is your god now, paladin?
PALADIN: "He's here."
PALADIN: i would like to use my Radiant Soul
#dnd
DM: Your begin to eyes glow, two white beams of holy light. Angelic, incorporeal wings sprout from your back, shedding bits of gold as they emerge.
PALADIN: i look at the cleric
PALADIN: "Let's get our friends back."
CLERIC: "And slay this wyrm!"
BARD: i gurgle
#dnd
PALADIN: i look at the cleric
PALADIN: "Let's get our friends back."
CLERIC: "And slay this wyrm!"
BARD: i gurgle
#dnd
PALADIN: i fly up to the dragon and slash her with my sword
DM: Make your attack roll
PALADIN: 23!
PARTY: [cheers]
PALADIN: i would like to divine smite
DM: She roars in defiance as your blade cuts across her eye
PALADIN: "Where is your god, now?"
#dnd
DM: Make your attack roll
PALADIN: 23!
PARTY: [cheers]
PALADIN: i would like to divine smite
DM: She roars in defiance as your blade cuts across her eye
PALADIN: "Where is your god, now?"
#dnd
DM: suddenly, her tail clashes against your plate armor, like a truck hitting you from behind
DM: Cleric, it's your turn
CLERIC: I use the resurrection scroll on the bard
DM: Bard, your lower half materializes again. You awake to see Cleric's face.
BARD: oh thank gods
#dnd
DM: Cleric, it's your turn
CLERIC: I use the resurrection scroll on the bard
DM: Bard, your lower half materializes again. You awake to see Cleric's face.
BARD: oh thank gods
#dnd
BARD: "Did we win?"
CLERIC: "Not yet."
DM: Meanwhile, the dragon opens her maw, revealing a swirling, crackling mass of blue lightning.
BARD: holy shit please put me back
DM: your turn Bard.
BARD: bardic inspiration on the meat shiel—er, paladin
#dnd
CLERIC: "Not yet."
DM: Meanwhile, the dragon opens her maw, revealing a swirling, crackling mass of blue lightning.
BARD: holy shit please put me back
DM: your turn Bard.
BARD: bardic inspiration on the meat shiel—er, paladin
#dnd
BARD: can I reach the Barbarian?
DM: hm. 5 feet off, but what the hell, sure.
BARD: gimme the diamond mate
PALADIN: but you can't use it
PALADIN: ...unless
BARD: [smiles]
PALADIN: was Revivify your other magical secrets pick??
BARD: only one way to find out
#dnd
DM: hm. 5 feet off, but what the hell, sure.
BARD: gimme the diamond mate
PALADIN: but you can't use it
PALADIN: ...unless
BARD: [smiles]
PALADIN: was Revivify your other magical secrets pick??
BARD: only one way to find out
#dnd
PALADIN: I open my palm, letting the diamond fall to the ground
DM: The dragon's tail hovers overhead, like an enormous serpent, ready to strike.
BARD: tuck and roll!
DM: make an acrobatics check
BARD: ...16?
DM: the tail crashes into the sand, narrowly missing you
#dnd
DM: The dragon's tail hovers overhead, like an enormous serpent, ready to strike.
BARD: tuck and roll!
DM: make an acrobatics check
BARD: ...16?
DM: the tail crashes into the sand, narrowly missing you
#dnd
BARD: I cast Revivify on the barbarian
DM: as you cast the spell...
PALADIN: [tight butthole]
BARBARIAN: [sweats]
DM: ...the barbarian breathes once more
PARTY: [cheering]
BARBARIAN: "did we win?"
BARD: "Not yet, buddy. Time to get angry."
#dnd
DM: as you cast the spell...
PALADIN: [tight butthole]
BARBARIAN: [sweats]
DM: ...the barbarian breathes once more
PARTY: [cheering]
BARBARIAN: "did we win?"
BARD: "Not yet, buddy. Time to get angry."
#dnd
DM: lightning shoots from the dragon's mouth. For a moment, all you can see is flashes of blue and white. The sand around you is suddenly turned to glass from the heat.
DM: Paladin, make a dex save
PALADIN: ...14
BARD: don't forget your inspiration
PALADIN: nvm, 21!
#dnd
DM: Paladin, make a dex save
PALADIN: ...14
BARD: don't forget your inspiration
PALADIN: nvm, 21!
#dnd
DM: you fly out of the path of the lightning, yet a portion of the beam arcs across your metal armor
DM: 27 lightning damage
PALADIN: i'm down
DM: you fall out of the sky, taking 1 failed death saving throw
PALADIN: do your worst, wyrm
BARBARIAN: i would like to rage
#dnd
DM: 27 lightning damage
PALADIN: i'm down
DM: you fall out of the sky, taking 1 failed death saving throw
PALADIN: do your worst, wyrm
BARBARIAN: i would like to rage
#dnd
BARBARIAN: i grab my javelin of lightning
CLERIC: uhh
BARBARIAN: just kidding
CLERIC: whew
BARBARIAN: i grab Ole Reliable and charge the dragon
#dnd
CLERIC: uhh
BARBARIAN: just kidding
CLERIC: whew
BARBARIAN: i grab Ole Reliable and charge the dragon
#dnd
BARBARIAN: gonna run up the tail like Fred Flinstone
DM: pretty sure he goes the other way
BARBARIAN: not this time
DM: you leap onto the wyrm's back
BARBARIAN: seems like as good a time as ever to recklessly attack
DM: this does indeed seem reckless
#dnd
DM: pretty sure he goes the other way
BARBARIAN: not this time
DM: you leap onto the wyrm's back
BARBARIAN: seems like as good a time as ever to recklessly attack
DM: this does indeed seem reckless
#dnd
BARBARIAN: [rolls]
BARBARIAN: ahem i believe that's a crit
DM: the good kind?
BARBARIAN: yiss
DM: let's see that brutal critical
BARBARIAN: [rolls fistful of damage]
BARBARIAN: that's uhh
BARBARIAN: maths...
CLERIC: oh dear god let me help you count
#dnd
BARBARIAN: ahem i believe that's a crit
DM: the good kind?
BARBARIAN: yiss
DM: let's see that brutal critical
BARBARIAN: [rolls fistful of damage]
BARBARIAN: that's uhh
BARBARIAN: maths...
CLERIC: oh dear god let me help you count
#dnd
CLERIC: 37 damage
BARBARIAN: +3 for rage
DM: how would you like to kill the dragon?
BARBARIAN AND BARD:
BARBARIAN: +3 for rage
DM: how would you like to kill the dragon?
BARBARIAN AND BARD:
BARBARIAN: old fashioned head chop
DM: you decapitate the wyrm; lightning arcs from its open neck
BARD: looks like it got a-head of itself
DM: a blue, spectral apparition emerges from the dragon's corpse. it darts across the desert into the night
CLERIC: that ain't good
#dnd
DM: you decapitate the wyrm; lightning arcs from its open neck
BARD: looks like it got a-head of itself
DM: a blue, spectral apparition emerges from the dragon's corpse. it darts across the desert into the night
CLERIC: that ain't good
#dnd
BARD: i stabalize the pally
DM: rule of cool, he gets 1 hp
PALADIN: "Did we win?"
CLERIC: for now, it looks like.
PALADIN: we underestimated her
PALADIN: [drops head back into sand]
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THE END!
DM: rule of cool, he gets 1 hp
PALADIN: "Did we win?"
CLERIC: for now, it looks like.
PALADIN: we underestimated her
PALADIN: [drops head back into sand]
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THE END!
