what do you get when you cross @JoeNBC and the Clintons?
Murdered

cc @morningmika

What's the difference between @JoeNBC and Jeffrey Epstein?
Jeffrey Epstein doesn't kill the girls he has sex with

How many Joes Scarborough does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to install the new bulb and one to dispose of the dead one.

@JoeNBC @morningmika

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was worried @JoeNBC would mistake it for an intern.

What is @JoeNBC's favorite jacket?
Dismembers only

What is @JoeNBC 's favorite band?
The Killers

Not because of their name
(And I say this NOT because I am afraid he will murder me)

Why did President Trump tweet in 2017 that @morningmika was "bleeding badly"?
He foresaw how her marriage to @JoeNBC would end

I mean sure these people were involved in multiple rapes over the years but they would never MURDER anyone