oomf keeps posting about zhancheng and I’ve been...thinking

One of the ways this works out in my head is that lwj is just blackout drunk, like absolutely wasted and he passes out in the middle of the forest right outside lotus pier. Jiang Cheng finds him right before he wakes up and is seriously contemplating stabbing him until lwj just

so yeah hate sex in the middle of the woods ignoring the fact that jc was there looking for jin ling but ahahah. And they do that a lot when both of them are pissed off. Lwj imagines its wwx he has pined down and jc is just angry and needs release. So they have an almost

Scum’s Wish/ Suzo no Honkai situation going on. Neither of them cares for each other much but they’re sexually frustrated middle aged men. 16 years is a long time to be horny and lonely.

So all the times they interact when wwx is back is super awkward because both of them are trying very hard to not remember, like this scene, it fits a bit too well
“I did not fuck you,,,,I haven’t spoken to you in 16 years,,,,ahaaaha”

Wwx asks if lwj is a virgin and he’s just like war flashbacks but doesn’t say anything. It’s not like he can tell wuxian that he fuckin railed his little brother against a wall for three or four years