At this point if you driving anything less than a 2019 we not dating. I drive a 2019 you should be able to match that. 🤷🏾‍♀️
Niggas in my mentions mad cause I’m setting a STANDARD for MYSELF. 😂😂😂😂
I’m muting this cause I’m about to go start my day so here are some automatic responses to apply if you’re offended:
Yes I have a car, I drive a Jeep
you ugly I was never fucking you anyway.
Being a ham probably run in your family.
Ya mama.
You a hating ass bitch boss up.
You look dirty.
You ride a bike.
The only pussy u get is virtual.
You being captain save-a-dick for these niggas that don’t gaf bout u.
I’m fat & u still couldn’t hit even if you was waving a fucking honey bun in my face.
You a bitch.
You offended cause you don’t have standards.
Okay fine I like hellcats and old school beamers nshit too shut upppp 🙄
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