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Okay shap. So I& #39;m in grade 11 and there& #39;s this girls& #39; school that has a tradition with my school where the grade 10 girls ask the grade 11 boys to a dance where we had to learn ballroom dances and the girls get dressed up and we meet their families. A big story for them.
Now prior to the dance there& #39;s like 5 weeks of linking with the girls from this school. The first link was to do some "speed dating" so the girls could see who they were trying to take. I already knew a few of the girls so I& #39;m think "Bokang is gonna end up with a sweet one
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But I had also messed up with a girl that I had been chatting to from that school so I know she& #39;s not gonna be the one to take me. I& #39;m okay with that because there are other girls that are clean from those ends. Now the speed dating starts and we& #39;ve got a few seconds to chop.
I& #39;m thinking I can push nicely here but everytime I introduce myself to a hun that is quarter to my type. I hear "oh you& #39;re Bk, I& #39;ve heard of you"
So now Baby Bok is in the mud via the sweet ones thinking he& #39;s a dog.
Now I know I& #39;m not going with a dollie that I cav.
So now Baby Bok is in the mud via the sweet ones thinking he& #39;s a dog.
Now I know I& #39;m not going with a dollie that I cav.
After this first thing I& #39;m in the bus going to sgela and I& #39;m hurting yoh. Imagine me and all my anxiety going to a dance with a complete stranger? I& #39;m sitting in the back of the bus with the homies on a Friday night. Everyone is under chops. I& #39;m listening to Elhae.
After the second link where we had started learning the dances with the young ladies we leave. I wasn& #39;t having a bad time because I was practicing these dances with people I knew.
Now in the bus back to school I get a message from a number I don& #39;t know saying that I dance well (she& #39;s capping because I can& #39;t Dance at all) and that she& #39;d like me to be her partner to the dance. I laugh because she has just lied to me but I say yes because that the law.
Now I have no idea who she is but she says we must practise together at the next link so I say okay. I get to this sgela and now I see this girl. And she& #39;s not my type. But I say "this dance isn& #39;t about me so who am I to be an asshole" now we practise and were chatting a bit.
She asked if I had a hun and I& #39;m definitely saying yes because I& #39;m not trying to entertain her like that. Do these other dollies not come and start asking me who my hun is? Yoh I felt like my demise was imminent.
I& #39;m lying through my teeth now because there& #39;s pressure but I maintained my capping and we kept it pushing.
Now after a few more links. The week of this dance. This dollie starts asking me hectic questions and I& #39;m telling her to breathe because I& #39;m occupied. Then she says "I was just asking because one of the exchange students is feeling you " and me being a coon, I ask "which onehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">"
Then she tells me the name and I think it& #39;s cap. Because we& #39;ve all seen the exchange student from the school with that name and she definitely wasn& #39;t feeling me. She was for one of my boys. So I ask for this girls number and we start chopping a bit.
Now Kagiso and I are heading up research and asking around about another exchange student by this name and everyone is saying that this girl is capping. Now I& #39;m embarassed a bit because I threw bones at said "exchange student"
So now I go back to the hun who I& #39;m stuck going to the dance with and I ask her what& #39;s happening there by her friend that& #39;s feeling me. And she tunes. "Nah She hasn& #39;t Been replying because she& #39;s at choir practise" Mara it& #39;s 11 p.m midweek.
And you& #39;re also an exchange student. Wtf are you doing in the choir bro? Now "choir practice" is done but I& #39;m bored of this situation now because it& #39;s already not making sense so I delete the contact. Now I get a message from an unsaved number telling me sorry I was at choir.
Keep in mind, this is allegedly a white hun that I& #39;m talking to. So I say it& #39;s cool. But Kage is gathering info because we& #39;re both skeptical about this being real and his sources confirmed that this said exchange student didn& #39;t even cav me at all.
Now Kage starts spitting knowledge at me and says click on her whatsapp profile. Now because the number isn& #39;t saved when you click on the profile it just shows you the number and this "~ " followed by a name.
IS IT NOT ONE OF THE DEEPEST ZULU NAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN.
IS IT NOT ONE OF THE DEEPEST ZULU NAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Kage starts DYING because this is the second time this year I& #39;ve been in a similar situation. You know that laugh where someone can& #39;t even speak over you. And he& #39;s here in my face hitting me with that laugh. Ahh I could& #39;ve broken my phone.
So I take a screenshot of the profile and send it to the girl who I& #39;m going to the dance with and ask whats going on? Then she mizes for a few minutes and comes back with some whack apology and tries to tell me that she thought I would fall for the exchange student.
Then after I fell in love with the exchange student she& #39;d tell me that it& #39;s actually her. Now I& #39;m big mad because her I was thinking I& #39;m gonna dabble in foreign box kanti kanti it& #39;s Thembelihle from Zululand. Oh I& #39;m so mad. I just ask Why? And she starts apologizing.
I& #39;ve been respectful to this girl the whole time. Why would she nyats me like this. Why would you ask one of your homegirls to help you finish me? And what& #39;s worse is the homegirl that I was actually talking to wasn& #39;t even at that same school as her. I still havent met the friend
Now if you know me you know how peaceful I am but @setembrosvryown was laughing at me too hard. Now @KB_Zulu comes to my room and he& #39;s also dying and I& #39;m bleeding internally now because these gents both vaai to the dance with sweet ones. But here I am being catfished by a Kwang.
So in my heart I& #39;m hating everyone around me but I try maintain respect for this girl because the dance isn& #39;t about me. And the dance is literally 3 days away now so even if I can justify what she did to me when I tell my teachers. It& #39;s not how I should be handling things.
Now I ask "why" once more and this is what I get :
In my heart of hearts. I& #39;m done being nice to this doll now. And I think my response was justified. I really thought I shifted the culture with this bar too.
Okay now from this point she& #39;s being weird also. Like I& #39;m not in a position where I even see you as a person anymore but she still keeps telling me she feels me so...
Now I& #39;m big mad because these oaks have been dying at me for maybe twenty minutes and they& #39;re not even letting me leave my room. So I tell this girl to stop talking to me on whatsapp because I& #39;m not her friend. That I& #39;m just going to the dance because I& #39;d hate to embarass her
I also said that I& #39;m not trying to be in any of her photos because of how she& #39;s disrespected me and that she& #39;s lucky my housemates won& #39;t let me pull out of this commitment that we& #39;ve made to her school.
Now my boys tell their dates about what juat happened to they the girls at her school start having her a bit in their DH. Shoutout to @katekile_ @SandeStephen
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Now we& #39;re at this dance. Everyone finds their partners and they& #39;re standing with them. Except me because I hate this hun. Now the older homegirls that I know from this same school see me and I go chop to them instead of lining up with my partner. And they ask me what& #39;s up.
I& #39;m standing with @ntombifuthi_ss and Keamo now and they also dying a bit because I told them what happened and they also didnt expect me to be with a toast hun at this thing. Now I& #39;m in hell because my PR in the midlands has been guttered.
Now remember I said I& #39;m not going to be in this huns photos? THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS AT THE ENTRANCE OF THE HALL OAKS. I wanted to throw up. I& #39;m actually in my poes because of this. The one way I can punish her for this shit has completely flopped.
So at the entrance. You greet their headmaster and his wife. Then you take a photo with you date. THEN HER FAMILY COMES TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH YOU. Oh my days oaks. I couldn& #39;t salvage an ounce of satisfaction. So now I tell her not to touch me for the photos
I& #39;m being petty now because it& #39;s all I have left but this photographer says we must link arms. I say "no thanks" but they both laugh and now she slips her hand under my arm. I was so hurt oaks. I& #39;m sure you can see it.
From there we move to the side and her parents greet me. I So I say hello and now we must say group snap? PAIN.
Now we sit down at a table. There are about 4 couples per table with the girls parents sitting with us as well. Table is set up so we the gents are next to the girls parent& #39;s say she must swap seats with me so She can chop to her parents because I don& #39;t want.
Now I& #39;m chopping to one of my boys who is At my table and he tells me I& #39;m not being grand but he would& #39;ve done the same thing. Now I leave the table and go dap @setembrosvryown and @KB_Zulu and their dates and these oaks laugh at me some more so I bounce.
Now. We have to do these dances in front of all the parents. Mind you, the instructor spoke to me the week before and asked if I& #39;d be willing to do a "spotlight dance with this hun" at the dance and I said no because I& #39;m an anxious oak. This was before the catfish.
Now I& #39;m dancing with this hun but we aren& #39;t chopping at all. I pushed silent treat for at least 3 of the 5 dances. Then I had a change of heart because I remembered that this day wasn& #39;t about me so the next time we danced I told her I forgive her but we aren& #39;t boys.
