Gonna reread one of these books I liked at 10 years old everyday because my 30 year old brain needs a hard reset. There’s like 70+ of them. Best quote from #1 was “Basically, compared to a gorilla, a man is something made out of toothpicks.”

#2 “You’re not sure it’s a good idea for Rachel to turn into a shrew in order to lure a vicious cat down from a tree so she can morph into that cat and sneak into the assistant principal’s house? What worries you about that plan?”

#3 “No, I cried voicelessly. But I could still see the dead rat. And I could taste it. And no matter how many times I said “no,” it would always be “yes.””

#4 Didn’t flag any quotes in this one but forgot to mention in the last one Tobias has to fight off the atavistic urge to fuck a female hawk ( which would be losing his virginity???)

#5 I need a framed print of the inner cover of this one. “The knife slashed my arm. It almost hurt. “Hoo hoo hrrraaawwwrr!” I yelled, in pure gorilla.”

#6 its insane I haven’t started an animorphs podcast already. This one is the first to give you the POV of somebody yeerked up. They also mass murder like 150 of em at one point without blinking an eye! Oh and KA applegate has clearly never played basketball in her life