Hello everyone. I will be commencing my journey to retrieve my first name.

It all started when I woke up and could no longer recall what my name was, all I saw was [REDACTED]. I have no clue what that means.

Then, I got this on my door.

So, here I am at the woods. I have my volleyball and I picked up a cool sword on the way too.

What do I do first?

Let us talk to this Wise Tree. Why does it have a face? I do not know.

// "Wise Tree, I come to seek your wisdom. My first name has been stolen from me and I am trying to get it back," Ushijima pleads.

"I have heard of you O' Nameless one. I cannot give you your name back, but I can point you in the right direction," responds with a deep voice.

// "What direction is that?" the nameless man questions.

// "You must travel Northward, O'Nameless one. To start your journey off I will grant you one letter from your name."

"Thank you for this upside down M, Wise Tree."

So far so good. I have already obtained one letter from my name. Now, let's go North.

I have made it North. It's very cold here but I am keeping warm through sheer willpower. But what is this? A bear is approaching me?!

// Quick! What should Ushijima do?

Maybe if I pet him he will become friendly.

I now have a bear friend. He has agreed to help me on my journey. Let us continue going North.

// Ushijima continues his journey North, trudging his way up the cold, snowy mountains. As the night falls upon him, he sees a figure in the distance.

"Who are you?" Ushijima calls out to the shadow. They do not answer, however.

What now? Choose wisely...

They asked for it.

// Ushijima watches as the shadow is sent flying at the impact of the volleyball.

"Now let us see who this person standing in my way is..."

...Oikawa? Why are you wearing shorts in the snow?

// "I can ask they same thing Bastard Ushiwaka!" Oikawa hell's as he rubs his throbbing head.

"...wait a minute. What did you just call me?" Ushijima W thinks he only hearing things.

"Bastard!" Oikawa repeats.

"No. The other thing?" he asks again.

// "Ushiwaka? That's what everyone calls you, you idiot!"

"Thank you Oikawa, I remember part of my name now."

"What are you even talking about?" Oikawa lays in the snow in pain and confusion.

Thanks to Oikawa, I have remembered the letters AKA from my name!

Where to next?

On my way to the East, I ran into this statue that was making strange noises. It said it would offer me unlimited power in exchange for one letter from my name?

Should I take the offer?

// I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WOULD VOTE TO REMOVE A LETTER HAHAHAJSHDLS

I have accepted his offer. I now know how to use the skill 'Dark Magic'.

Continuing East, I have reached this volcano. Any normal person might be melting but I am using my brain power to cool myself. However, I can't seem to get through.

What should I use to get through?

// PLEASE STOP VOTING FOR THE BEAR

// ON GOD WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS

Is this the price I have to pay to get my name back?

// VOLUME UP

// Ushijima takes a moment to mourn his friend. Although it was there for only a short time he felt a true connection to the bear.

Alas, he must continue knowing that he will never see his friend ever again.

// Let's try this ONE MORE TIME

Okay, let us see what this Dark Magic can d-

Ah, impressive. It seems like my Dark Magic has obliterated the lava. Let us continue forward.

// Ushijima continues onward. He hikes up the treacherous mountain with all his might and finally makes it to the top to see a blazing volcano.

"Where can I find my name in a place like this?" he looks around.

// Just then, he hears a boisterous cackle he recognizes well, "GWAHAHAHA!!"

"Kuroo Tetsuro? What are you doing here?"

// "That's Kurooo Tettsuro to you!" he responds.

Ushijima wonder since when does his name have so many letters? But the more he thinks about it...that extra O and T look awfully familiar..

"You stole the letters from my name!" Ushijima accuses.

"Not stole! I bought them off the black market! Kinda cool huh?" Kurooo returns a sly smirk.

"Can I please have them back?" Ushijima asks politely.

"TAKE EM IF YOU CAN GWAHAHA!" Kurooo Tettsuro challenges.

How do I fight Kurooo Tettsuro?

I'm too strong for the good of other's

It seems I have overused the volleyball for now. I have obtained the letters "t" and "o" from my name. Although I feel like that letter I lost would make my name sound better...

// Ushijima climbs down the mountain and pays his respects once again to his friend BEAR THAT YOU KILLED and wonders where to go next. Only two more places to go...

So...um, this might be the wrong way.

// A giant centaur looking creature stands in Ushijima's way and lets out a thunderous battle cry that carries through the mountains.

The beast is almost twice his size and carries a frightening weapon!

// What does Ushijima do?!

// NOISE AND LANGUAGE WARNING
Ushijima has defeated the beast using only his fists!

What is this? The beast seems to have dropped something...

It's a letter A!

My name is coming along well and I have learned the skill "Brute Force".

I have been traveling for a while now. I will get some rest and continue once all my strength has been replenished.

If you are wondering where I got the mask, Kita gave it to me for my trip.

I am now awake and I have kept moving south until I reached the desert. There is a lot of sand here and it's hot.

I have run into a terrible problem. It seems like my supply of water has ran out, I forgot to refill before entering the desert.

// What happens to Ushijima?

Having no water would be a problem for any mere mortal, but not I. I will simply absorb the moisture in the air and continue onward.

I have arrived at a small town in the dessert, but blocking my entrance is the Miya Twins.

// "Hello Atsumu and Osamu Miya, what are you two doing here?" Ushijima asks.

"What does it look like we're doin? We're guarding this door," Atsumu answers.

"Can I pass? I am looking for the letters of my name and they might be inside?"

"No," Osamu answers this time.

"Why not?" Ushijima questions the two.

"You must first defeat us in a card game!" the duo announces.

Ushijima panics, he is not good at card games because he only has very few brain cells to think with, but he must get through no matter what.

// What should Ushijima do?

// Follow this thread for the card game between Ushijima and the Miya Twins!! https://twitter.com/ushiwakacult/status/1264405248740745216