Thread by @cuervus__, god fucking hell i'll just read it // hs^2 i read like [...]

god fucking hell i'll just read it // hs^2

i read like 2 chapters but i don't remember anything besides loving Tavros so i'll just restart

the art is really fucking good it's not a joke anymore

well at least it warns you that it goes out of the fucking rails and that you're probably not gonna like it if you enter with a certain mindset

my fragile anime purity has been shamelessly violated

so it's been three years since meat epilogue or did i misunderstand

oh so he's *that* guy

"The author is dead: long live the author" ha. I was talking about this a few days ago, this could either answer my questions or just make it worse

oh i get it he's a cartoonishly evil villian that he referenced he would't become in hs1 *leo dicaprio points at TV*

fuckfndk good art. blue and orange. red and teal. yes, my fucking shit.

sounds like a plan

Dirk: As an ascended Heart player, I--

B. O?

BARACK OBAMA

AN OLD FLAME? HUH????

see what i fucking mean? emo anime phase

"I don't really go for aliens" suuuuuure

i like this panel-prose approach

god fucking damnit it's haunting me, it's chasing me through metanarrative realities, make it stop

please stop talking about being an ascended Prince of Heart

huh, interesting how they both speak of plants

i can't believe that's a sentence i just wrote

and just like that my attempts at not associating post-canon Jane to canon Jane are demolished, i'm sorry

"[...] with more legs than anything mammalian has a right to" he's one to talk

dirkjake is endgame isn't it

stop calling me the fuck out we get it he's a Page

one time i got hope in the aspect quiz and got jake as a kin so this is not a conversation i want to have

listen,,

Tavros, my boy <3

i like Vrissy too but like, that's just me hoping she won't be as much of a trainwreck as Vriska

although honestly looking at this situation trainwreck Vriska wasn't that bad, at least she got shit done

the clown is down

i really like Tavros, you go my boy, chin up, head on and everyone fuck off

Harry Anderson is douche rising

i love him, obviously

they all colectively share half a braincell

dang those meddling kids

yeah

alright chapter 3, this is where i had left off

PRETTY AS FUCK

WAIT SDKJHGSDKJHDLDFK

lmao

YES
YES YES YES YES YES,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHUT UP THIS IS ALL I'M GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT FOREVER

jesus fucking christ i missed him so much

JHGSKJHGK I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

THEY'RE WEARING EACH OTHER'S FUCKING CLOTHES

I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE SOME EDITS OR SOME FANARTS OR WHATEVER BUT NO THEY JUST SWAP CLOTHES THAT'S CUTE AS FUCK

ROXY MY BOY I LOVE HIM LOOK AT HIM

ARE YOU TELLING ME I WAS GOING TO READ THIS CHAPTER BUT THEN I DIDN'T

my fucking god! these bitches gay!!! good for them!!!!!!! good for them <3

i really do like Roxy's design

SDJKFHGKJSD LMAO ALRIGHT

they're wearing each other's clothes of course they've fucked

kanaya

you want both the mlm couple and the wlw couple to be happy? nah fam pick one fuck you

ayyye a little prince reference

kanaya says fuck

half of all of you's profile pictures now make sense

davekat rights

dave and kanaya having a brother-sister bond is something i didn't know i needed

dave and kanaya having a brother-sister bond is something i didn't know i needed

i fucking love them so much

i'm sorry i can't stop my heart is fucking full

;-; i just want to hug him

oh honey,

roxy: can i make a pancake? can i please make a pancake?

this is all too... good. too nice. they're like "yeah this blows but overall we're ok" what does this imply for the future. i don't fucking trust this

candy karkat: are u sure about that

this is so suspicious, i don't like this

;--;

i love them. i love them i love them i love them.

that was wholesome. that extended my lifespan by 10 years. that cleared my skin and kissed me on the forehead. so i'm expecting the worst is ahead

just. davekat rights

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is it about robot ladies

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus fuck he's delusional

the art. jesus fuck, it's so good

two pretentious ascended strilonde gods playing multiplayer age of empires, what could go wrong?

wait. is this the terezi that has John's body captchalogued inside a wallet?

Terezi is my only hope for this mess

uhhhhhsgshgggggghh i hate these nihilist undertones

oh fuck

What

Wha t

oh for fuck's sake are you serious
whatever fuck these two

honestly fuck all of y'all

oh god it's Jade please Jade fucking help me

jade hates pulp??????????????????? listen i'm trying to like you but you're not making it easier

:')))) yes jade will never meddle with dave and karkat's relationship, ever, at any point in time, in any timeline ever, absolutely, 100%

oh my god

lmfao

is callie slutshaming her

dear god

an [S] page? that's a first

wow, ok

fuck. Tavros' narrated thoughts speak to me on a spiritual level

OOOOOOOOHHHHH IT'S THEM

my undying love for davekat doesn't prevent me from also liking Meenah

karkat mockingjay vantas

Oh No

wait is that an eyepatch

i missed them

is this the conversation they were having on the epilogue

it is <3

awww i love harry anderson

often IMITATED, never DUPLICATED, UNIKA y ORIGINAL

yeah these kids are fine

john!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wonder if i should call him... her, June?

should i treat her in femenine when s/he currently goes by male pronouns? please do enlighten me i don't want to be a shit

i'm asking this while thinking about how meat Roxy is a he, and candy Roxy is (for now at least) a she, so i don't really know how this goes?

bless

jesus fuck i love him

here goes infamous chapter 8

thank fucking god Jane's hex code isn't as blinding as in homestuck

clownkiller kids is a sick fucking name

i think the fuck not

oh i LOVE this

i can't believe Vriska is "back in my day" ing these kids

oh my GOD

that sent me
that is my favorite thing that exists now

oh ok

:')

lmao holy hell homestuck ooc

lmao i love egberts

it's them!!! except that i know where this is going!!!!!!

jade! hello!! :') fuck

i wonder if anyone found Dave's body

actually come to think of it Jade is the only person who reasonably could find it without it being a searching mission, but she doesn't seem like someone who just found her husband's corpse

OH. OH. I SEE. I SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADING. I SEE WHO JANE WAS TALKING ABOUT. EVERYTHING FITS NOW. FUCK

i fucking see. i. i'm

i'm somehow glad i got this spoiled because i cannot possibly imagine what sort of demolishing and destructive dumpster fire my poor delicate braincells would have been exposed to had i found out about this reading from the comic itself

boy,,

oh god this is escalating quickly

scissors?? will he grab scissors?? tell me he grabs scissors

YISSS SCISSORS

...a long day? hell yeah it is

hhhhMMMM do i see aspect coding

oh my god,,

please just fucking stop

lolll those sprites are doing john quite a favor huh

you mean to tell me a 30-something john egbert is being portrayed aesthetically similar to these teenagers? lol sure

there they are, here we go

:')))))))))) here we go again

wait what the fuck

oh god what the fuck oh no

jade i'm--

uh
okay
reasoning for the epilogues established
jade's character is recontextualized in my eyes
but
i feel like
as soon as i read the next page
i will dislike her again
maybe even more

i am on my knees sincerely begging for your pardon?

i knew about yiffy and that rose carried her but why the fuck wouldn't you tell your wife????? do karkat and dave even know?????¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

bro???????????????

how did Rose even manage to hide it????? and why was she kept a secret after the fact????????? i am terrified of the answers to these questions?????

??????????????????? hello??????????????????????

i want to think someone like ult dirk or calliope just fucked with the narrative and made them do this, right? this is the explanation that seems most coherent for them to "not be sure why they did it"

bro she ultimately cheated on you and hid a child from you but ok, whatever u want

i'm not mad at jade i'm mad at rose???? but ok???????????????

i'm not insane in suggesting that that seems like something that would undermine the fuck out of any relationship ever, but ok¿¿¿¿¿

john really can't put 2 and 2 together even if he was at gunpoint huh

oh god it keeps getting weirder

BUT WHY RAISE HER IN SECRET

THANK YOU

YOU THINK??????????????

BRO

yeah a game haha as you do haha yeah do you ever play house with your childhood friend about being mothers to a kid and keep her secret for 15 years for some fucking reason while not telling your wife???? what a fun game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in fact i want to play too!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

okay, what the fuck

i was expecting better explanations

irony???????? you know who else thought it was funny and ironic to raise a fucking child????? bro fucking strider, you know, the dude who abused your brother for 13 years until he died???????

BUT WHY KEEP HER A SECRET IN THE FIRST PLACEJHFGKSJHKS
this is some dirk bullshit, it HAS to be, there's no way it isn't

in fact, since ult dirk has bro's memories, it sounds way too much like he's the one that would think it's funny and ironic and is the one behind this dumpster fire, i am BEGGING you

"keeping quiet forever just seemed like the more reasonable option"

IN WHAT WORLD
THIS IS WHAT'S DRIVING ME UP AGAINST A WALL
IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT REASONABLE

what a good fucking question thought you'd never ask

upd8 time i guess?

wonderful.

oh my

jane is straight up no longer trying to not sound xenophobic huh

is that
is that food in a fucking dog bowl
jake
jake please
jake

there she is
the unlucky motherfucker

her design is really cool, she's gonna get fanarted to hell

i'd say i hope she's ok but there's no way that's the case

WHAT
OK FUCK YOU

what the fuck

more butts huh

Vrissy is vocalizing my thoughts earlier so i'm just going to guess this is an intended reaction and they are in fact all fucking insane

oh. so they found dave's body.

i guess finding your husband's corpse doesn't beat your secret 15 year old daughter becoming a war prisoner, and the second needed more explaining
and i'm assuming that's what jade was going to say before she broke down

yeah it is djfhdkj