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god fucking hell i& #39;ll just read it // hs^2
i read like 2 chapters but i don& #39;t remember anything besides loving Tavros so i& #39;ll just restart
the art is really fucking good it& #39;s not a joke anymore
well at least it warns you that it goes out of the fucking rails and that you& #39;re probably not gonna like it if you enter with a certain mindset
my fragile anime purity has been shamelessly violated
so it& #39;s been three years since meat epilogue or did i misunderstand
oh so he& #39;s *that* guy
"The author is dead: long live the author" ha. I was talking about this a few days ago, this could either answer my questions or just make it worse
oh i get it he& #39;s a cartoonishly evil villian that he referenced he would& #39;t become in hs1 *leo dicaprio points at TV*
fuckfndk good art. blue and orange. red and teal. yes, my fucking shit.
sounds like a plan
Dirk: As an ascended Heart player, I--
B. O?
BARACK OBAMA
AN OLD FLAME? HUH????
see what i fucking mean? emo anime phase
"I don& #39;t really go for aliens" suuuuuure
i like this panel-prose approach
god fucking damnit it& #39;s haunting me, it& #39;s chasing me through metanarrative realities, make it stop
please stop talking about being an ascended Prince of Heart
huh, interesting how they both speak of plants
and just like that my attempts at not associating post-canon Jane to canon Jane are demolished, i& #39;m sorry
"[...] with more legs than anything mammalian has a right to" he& #39;s one to talk
dirkjake is endgame isn& #39;t it
stop calling me the fuck out we get it he& #39;s a Page
one time i got hope in the aspect quiz and got jake as a kin so this is not a conversation i want to have
listen,,
Tavros, my boy <3
i like Vrissy too but like, that& #39;s just me hoping she won& #39;t be as much of a trainwreck as Vriska
although honestly looking at this situation trainwreck Vriska wasn& #39;t that bad, at least she got shit done
i really like Tavros, you go my boy, chin up, head on and everyone fuck off
Harry Anderson is douche rising
i love him, obviously
they all colectively share half a braincell
dang those meddling kids
yeah
alright chapter 3, this is where i had left off
PRETTY AS FUCK
WAIT SDKJHGSDKJHDLDFK
lmao
YES
YES YES YES YES YES,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES YES YES YES YES,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHUT UP THIS IS ALL I& #39;M GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT FOREVER
jesus fucking christ i missed him so much
JHGSKJHGK I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM
I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIKE SOME EDITS OR SOME FANARTS OR WHATEVER BUT NO THEY JUST SWAP CLOTHES THAT& #39;S CUTE AS FUCK
ROXY MY BOY I LOVE HIM LOOK AT HIM
ARE YOU TELLING ME I WAS GOING TO READ THIS CHAPTER BUT THEN I DIDN& #39;T
my fucking god! these bitches gay!!! good for them!!!!!!! good for them <3
i really do like Roxy& #39;s design
SDJKFHGKJSD LMAO ALRIGHT
kanaya 
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you want both the mlm couple and the wlw couple to be happy? nah fam pick one fuck you
ayyye a little prince reference
kanaya says fuck
half of all of you& #39;s profile pictures now make sense
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dave and kanaya having a brother-sister bond is something i didn& #39;t know i needed
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i fucking love them so much
;-; i just want to hug him
oh honey,
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roxy: can i make a pancake? can i please make a pancake?
this is all too... good. too nice. they& #39;re like "yeah this blows but overall we& #39;re ok" what does this imply for the future. i don& #39;t fucking trust this
candy karkat: are u sure about that
this is so suspicious, i don& #39;t like this
;--;
i love them. i love them i love them i love them.
that was wholesome. that extended my lifespan by 10 years. that cleared my skin and kissed me on the forehead. so i& #39;m expecting the worst is ahead
that was wholesome. that extended my lifespan by 10 years. that cleared my skin and kissed me on the forehead. so i& #39;m expecting the worst is ahead
just. davekat rights
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is it about robot ladies
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jesus fuck he& #39;s delusional
the art. jesus fuck, it& #39;s so good
two pretentious ascended strilonde gods playing multiplayer age of empires, what could go wrong?
wait. is this the terezi that has John& #39;s body captchalogued inside a wallet?
Terezi is my only hope for this mess
uhhhhhsgshgggggghh i hate these nihilist undertones
oh fuck
What
Wha t
oh for fuck& #39;s sake are you serious
whatever fuck these two
whatever fuck these two
honestly fuck all of y& #39;all
oh god it& #39;s Jade please Jade fucking help me
jade hates pulp??????????????????? listen i& #39;m trying to like you but you& #39;re not making it easier
:& #39;)))) yes jade will never meddle with dave and karkat& #39;s relationship, ever, at any point in time, in any timeline ever, absolutely, 100%
oh my god
lmfao
is callie slutshaming her
dear god
an [S] page? that& #39;s a first
wow, ok
fuck. Tavros& #39; narrated thoughts speak to me on a spiritual level
OOOOOOOOHHHHH IT& #39;S THEM
my undying love for davekat doesn& #39;t prevent me from also liking Meenah
karkat mockingjay vantas
Oh No
wait is that an eyepatch
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is this the conversation they were having on the epilogue
it is <3
awww i love harry anderson
often IMITATED, never DUPLICATED, UNIKA y ORIGINAL
yeah these kids are fine
john!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wonder if i should call him... her, June?
should i treat her in femenine when s/he currently goes by male pronouns? please do enlighten me i don& #39;t want to be a shit
i& #39;m asking this while thinking about how meat Roxy is a he, and candy Roxy is (for now at least) a she, so i don& #39;t really know how this goes?
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jesus fuck i love him
here goes infamous chapter 8
clownkiller kids is a sick fucking name
i think the fuck not
oh i LOVE this
i can& #39;t believe Vriska is "back in my day" ing these kids
oh my GOD
that sent me
that is my favorite thing that exists now
that is my favorite thing that exists now
oh ok
:& #39;)
lmao holy hell homestuck ooc
lmao i love egberts
it& #39;s them!!! except that i know where this is going!!!!!!
jade! hello!! :& #39;) fuck
i wonder if anyone found Dave& #39;s body
actually come to think of it Jade is the only person who reasonably could find it without it being a searching mission, but she doesn& #39;t seem like someone who just found her husband& #39;s corpse
OH. OH. I SEE. I SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADING. I SEE WHO JANE WAS TALKING ABOUT. EVERYTHING FITS NOW. FUCK
i fucking see. i. i& #39;m
i& #39;m somehow glad i got this spoiled because i cannot possibly imagine what sort of demolishing and destructive dumpster fire my poor delicate braincells would have been exposed to had i found out about this reading from the comic itself
boy,,
oh god this is escalating quickly
scissors?? will he grab scissors?? tell me he grabs scissors
YISSS SCISSORS
...a long day? hell yeah it is
hhhhMMMM do i see aspect coding
oh my god,,
please just fucking stop
lolll those sprites are doing john quite a favor huh
you mean to tell me a 30-something john egbert is being portrayed aesthetically similar to these teenagers? lol sure
there they are, here we go
:& #39;)))))))))) here we go again
wait what the fuck
oh god what the fuck oh no
jade i& #39;m--
uh
okay
reasoning for the epilogues established
jade& #39;s character is recontextualized in my eyes
but
i feel like
as soon as i read the next page
i will dislike her again
maybe even more
okay
reasoning for the epilogues established
jade& #39;s character is recontextualized in my eyes
but
i feel like
as soon as i read the next page
i will dislike her again
maybe even more
i am on my knees sincerely begging for your pardon?
i knew about yiffy and that rose carried her but why the fuck wouldn& #39;t you tell your wife????? do karkat and dave even know?????¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
bro???????????????
how did Rose even manage to hide it????? and why was she kept a secret after the fact????????? i am terrified of the answers to these questions?????
??????????????????? hello??????????????????????
i want to think someone like ult dirk or calliope just fucked with the narrative and made them do this, right? this is the explanation that seems most coherent for them to "not be sure why they did it"
bro she ultimately cheated on you and hid a child from you but ok, whatever u want
i& #39;m not insane in suggesting that that seems like something that would undermine the fuck out of any relationship ever, but ok¿¿¿¿¿
john really can& #39;t put 2 and 2 together even if he was at gunpoint huh
oh god it keeps getting weirder
BUT WHY RAISE HER IN SECRET
THANK YOU
YOU THINK??????????????
BRO
yeah a game haha as you do haha yeah do you ever play house with your childhood friend about being mothers to a kid and keep her secret for 15 years for some fucking reason while not telling your wife???? what a fun game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in fact i want to play too!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
okay, what the fuck
i was expecting better explanations
irony???????? you know who else thought it was funny and ironic to raise a fucking child????? bro fucking strider, you know, the dude who abused your brother for 13 years until he died???????
BUT WHY KEEP HER A SECRET IN THE FIRST PLACEJHFGKSJHKS
this is some dirk bullshit, it HAS to be, there& #39;s no way it isn& #39;t
this is some dirk bullshit, it HAS to be, there& #39;s no way it isn& #39;t
in fact, since ult dirk has bro& #39;s memories, it sounds way too much like he& #39;s the one that would think it& #39;s funny and ironic and is the one behind this dumpster fire, i am BEGGING you
"keeping quiet forever just seemed like the more reasonable option"
IN WHAT WORLD
THIS IS WHAT& #39;S DRIVING ME UP AGAINST A WALL
IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT REASONABLE
IN WHAT WORLD
THIS IS WHAT& #39;S DRIVING ME UP AGAINST A WALL
IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT REASONABLE
what a good fucking question thought you& #39;d never ask
upd8 time i guess?
wonderful.
oh my
jane is straight up no longer trying to not sound xenophobic huh
is that
is that food in a fucking dog bowl
jake
jake please
jake
is that food in a fucking dog bowl
jake
jake please
jake
there she is
the unlucky motherfucker
the unlucky motherfucker
her design is really cool, she& #39;s gonna get fanarted to hell
WHAT
OK FUCK YOU
OK FUCK YOU
what the fuck
more butts huh
Vrissy is vocalizing my thoughts earlier so i& #39;m just going to guess this is an intended reaction and they are in fact all fucking insane
oh. so they found dave& #39;s body.
i guess finding your husband& #39;s corpse doesn& #39;t beat your secret 15 year old daughter becoming a war prisoner, and the second needed more explaining
and i& #39;m assuming that& #39;s what jade was going to say before she broke down
and i& #39;m assuming that& #39;s what jade was going to say before she broke down
yeah it is djfhdkj
how DARE
oh that& #39;s it? fuck
LET& #39;S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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SKLDJFLKSDJHFLKJSD 8W8???? / hs2 upd8
8W8 WHAT& #39;S THIS / hs2 upd8
