Bill the Cat appeared from somewhere only long enough to distract me from continuing my search for his body. He has since returned to somewhere.
Bill popped out for quick sighting again last night, then vanished like bigfoot. I found his super secret lair today. Oh, it's good one. He's barely eating. Idk if he's been drinking...got him to nibble a little tuna. Not looking good :(
Bill the Cat's been a good cat. Never MY cat lol, but a good cat...more long term cat roommate really. On good days, 2 unsolicited visits. Never too touchy feely. Never too long. Sometimes he allows a quick pickup flip-over-belly-rub. Only sometimes. Only if no witnesses.
Bear with me...a dude can be sad over a cat n shit. Circumstances last 2yrs whittling my circle down to a dot.
I was so sure he'd out live me. Now, who's gonna eat my face?
Bill gobbled 2 leaves of fresh catnip. Probably why we make good roommates LOLz
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