I named one of my skeleton “Jean Ralphio” because he’s an icon & I’ll forever stan him in Parks & Recs lmaoooo
My friends & I also discovered that some of my villagers resemble the cast on that show haha (maybe imma make a thread 👀)
GASTON & RON SWANSON 🤠
•Lil grumpy lookin but actually v sweet
•Passionate about making wood furniture
•Hates technology
•Mustache... that’s it
RUBY & LESLIE KNOPE 🥳
• DETERMINED AF
• Remembers everyones birthday
• Don’t give them too much sugar or they’ll bounce off the walls!!!
• Kinda scary when they’re mad but a total sweetheart
ANKHA & APRIL LUDGATE 👸🏽
• BADDEST BICH IN DA GAME & KNOWS IT 🤪
• Mean exterior but she’s a total sweetheart
• Don’t f*ck with them
PIETRO & ANDY DWYER 🤡
• BIG CLOWN ENERGY
• They do vibin tho
• March to their own drums
• both lived in pits
• Only lead singers that matter
FAUNA & ANNE PERKINS 💞
• Foreign lookin
• both normal villagers
• They both be saving lives tho
• always have your back
BOB & BEN WYATT 🤓
• Successful accountant
• constant dad jokes
• “ACTUALLY...”
• Scared of cops
STITCHES & TOM HAVERFORD 🍷
• EXTRAVAGANT
• both lil bb’s
• Failed restaurant owners
• nicknames EVERYTHING
• lives by “TREAT YO SELF”
COCO & MARLENE GRIGGS-KNOPE 👻
• Spooky lookin ladies
• SOULLESS EYES
• will sue you
ALFONSO & JERRY/GARY/LARRY GERGICH 👨🏼‍🦳
• Very forgetful & a lil ditsy
• always has a morning coffee
• UNDERRATED
• has heart attacks
LUCKY & ORIN 👺
• I mean look at them
IVE DONE ALL MY VILLAGERS BUT I FOUND PERFECT MATCHES THAT I COULDNT LEAVE OUT!!! 🥺
TIFANIE & TAMMY 2 💋🤪
• SELF EXPLANATORY; straight hooker vibes
SNAKE & JEAN RALPHIO SAPERSTEIN 🍾⏰
• MAJOR CRACKHEAD ENERGY
• pro scam artist
• both got ran over by a Lexus
• siNgS evErYtHinNNnGgG 🎶
APPLE & MONA LISA SAPERSTEIN 💃🏽
• CRACKHEAD LIKE HER BROTHER
• Tiny but dangerous
• She TOXIC
• “you got a $1? Open your purse, lemme see”
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