right yes THREAD: time to expose how un-smooth namkook are with each other
1. namjoon sent jk some love songs, so excited about shooting his shot w/ him he made two horrifying typos, jk was like "haha heard them!" and namjoons like "haha yeah I... thought you might..." AND HE PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
2. ah yes, the drunk 2018 festa, where namjoon described an outfit jk wore (a literal plain yellow shirt and ripped jeans) as "moving", complete with his hand over his heart, HE THEN SAID THIS WHEN YOONGI WAS LIKE UHHH WHAT THE FUCK
MEANWHILE DURING THE SAME THING JK WAS JUST LIKE :)
3. is this what we're calling sexual tension now
4. rough times
5. Jk was CRYING and namjoon still managed to make it about his body
6. oh, thank you.
7. namjoon really exposed jk like this on television he's a monster
8. this was such a... special.... time... jk just coming in and namjoon doing the most OBVIOUS DOUBLE TAKE, he REPEATEDLY ASKED WHY JK WAS DRESSED UP AS JK WAS LIKE "HEHE I TOLD YOU FOR AN INTERVIEW :)" AS NJ WAS LIKE "OH RIGHT OFC HAHA"
9. I'm sorry I have to include this. I'm sorry to subject your eyes to this.
10. I would ALMOST let them have this one except for how namjoon was literally vibrating as jk said this (also smh subtitles we know this was a rapmon hyung moment)
11. no homo aha but jk is BUILT
12. namjoon was ALMOST smooth here but jk was so flustered kla;sdlkfas
13. where to even start w this mess
WITH A GOOD CAUSE IN MIND, JUST ONE BUTTON EXACTLY/ WITH THAT BODY OF COURSE YOU MADE IT WORK
14. I don't even know if this belongs here I just need to talk about it
15. ty @namkooksbaby for finding the most haunting video alive, JK WAS JUST TRYING TO SING A SONG DID NAMJOON NEED TO DO THIS https://twitter.com/ETRNALGOO/status/1252642163231424515?s=20
16. some random interviewer: haha design an outfit for the member next to you! here's a cute fun normal question!

namjoon: ok so. 500k, friends to lovers, thigh kink-
"he often tells me, 'hyung my legs look very thick' but I would tell him that's cool" I would literally pay to see them have this conversation
17. THIS ONE IS EGREGIOUS TO ME, Namjoon mocks armys SO MUCH for finding jks English cute and then when jk was speaking english here THIS IS WHAT HIS FACE LOOKED LIKE, HES FAKE
18. why did this happen
19. Jk was like hahahahah what if I sing some ridiculous stuff during your song and namjoon was like haha uh no and then was just like OK ACTUALLY- and said this
20. This was for a stupid game but they both still were just having a Whole Moment
21. Between jks pose, namjoons words and everyone else’s faces this image belongs here
22. Namjoon..... jk is in the same room..... he can hear everything you’re saying...
Time to love myself as namjoon told me to and stop adding to this horrendous thread.... yes namkook gay yes namkook married yes namkook don’t know how to flirt they EXIST
23. ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY ADDITION
24. I’m sorry there are way too many and this also has to be here bc this was HORRENDOUS
25. (Deep sigh) I guess I can’t really not add this in even though I really want to. This doesn’t make me happy
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