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My opinion on each language of enchantix: a thread
FYI THIS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!!
ITALIAN
The original. She outsold and that’s on periodt.
The original. She outsold and that’s on periodt.
ENGLISH
She’s overrated. First version I heard but she gets really tired to listen to after a while.
She’s overrated. First version I heard but she gets really tired to listen to after a while.
SPANISH
She’s loud af. I know you’re happy but you better stop screaming chile.
She’s loud af. I know you’re happy but you better stop screaming chile.
LATIN SPANISH
It took her 2 times to sing the right way. She’s hella depressed anyways…
It took her 2 times to sing the right way. She’s hella depressed anyways…
FRENCH
She SLAYED THIS. The way she just went out in style with that last “ONCHONTIX!!!”
She SLAYED THIS. The way she just went out in style with that last “ONCHONTIX!!!”
EUROPEAN PORTUGUESE
She can’t sing. I’m sorry but I said what I said. She sounds depressed af.
She can’t sing. I’m sorry but I said what I said. She sounds depressed af.
BRAZILIAN
She’s cool. She outsold with the first “enchuntix” though.
She’s cool. She outsold with the first “enchuntix” though.
GERMAN
She OUTSOLD PERIODT. This is the best version but yall aren’t ready for that conversation yet. She really outsold all these h0e$
She OUTSOLD PERIODT. This is the best version but yall aren’t ready for that conversation yet. She really outsold all these h0e$
DUTCH
She sounds chaotic but in a good way. That long “enchanti-i-iii-ix” OUT FUCKING SOLD THOUGH PERIODT
She sounds chaotic but in a good way. That long “enchanti-i-iii-ix” OUT FUCKING SOLD THOUGH PERIODT
RUSSIAN
Her harmonies stand out. She is really good at them.
Her harmonies stand out. She is really good at them.
POLISH ZIGZAP
She sounds so powerful. We love to see power.
She sounds so powerful. We love to see power.
POLISH NICK
She’s just as powerful. That long enchantix SLAYED AF
She’s just as powerful. That long enchantix SLAYED AF
NORWEGIAN
SHE IS A GODDESS. She lit rally SET
THE STAGE BITCH YOU CANNOT DENY IT.
SHE IS A GODDESS. She lit rally SET
THE STAGE BITCH YOU CANNOT DENY IT.
UKRAINIAN
She slayed and won Winxovision as she should’ve. She walked so that Ukrainian believix and harmonix could run.
She slayed and won Winxovision as she should’ve. She walked so that Ukrainian believix and harmonix could run.
CATALAN
She is a FUCKING GODDESS PERIODT. You are periodt hunty dont EVER CHANGE
She is a FUCKING GODDESS PERIODT. You are periodt hunty dont EVER CHANGE
ROMANIAN
She’s fine ig. Not as good as some of the others though.
She’s fine ig. Not as good as some of the others though.
HINDI
She cannot sing. I spilt.
She cannot sing. I spilt.
FINNISH
She’s a LEGEND WBK. No explanation needed. Her harmonies outsold
She’s a LEGEND WBK. No explanation needed. Her harmonies outsold
THAI
She’s so calm. We love her sm
She’s so calm. We love her sm
HEBREW
Idk why she went with mehushafot but whatever tickles your peach ig
Idk why she went with mehushafot but whatever tickles your peach ig
ARABIC
She aint that cute. Your back vocals flopped wbk.
She aint that cute. Your back vocals flopped wbk.
TURKISH
The better version of English. We love to see it
The better version of English. We love to see it
VIETNAMESE
She needs to stop screaming too. People would probably like her more. Her back vocals need some fixing up.
She needs to stop screaming too. People would probably like her more. Her back vocals need some fixing up.
HUNGARIAN
No she FLOPPEDT. Hunty you sound like you were taking a shit on a washing machine. Was that shit this song? Ofc it was wbk.
No she FLOPPEDT. Hunty you sound like you were taking a shit on a washing machine. Was that shit this song? Ofc it was wbk.
CZECH
Girl you flopped just as horribly. You are singing off key AND off beat. That’s clownery luhv seek help
Girl you flopped just as horribly. You are singing off key AND off beat. That’s clownery luhv seek help
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