How come Japan gets cool shit like suspension monorail trains, and we don't?

The JB's - The JB's Monorail

The Simpsons - The Springfield Monorail

Japan has ten of these?? So unfair! Ugh! No way.
Only three of them are suspension monorails, but still. That is not fair.

This might be the one in Chiba, Japan. They have 3!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monorails_in_Japan

Godzilla likes monorails. They make tasty s'mores.