A thread of me screaming about @sanhascroissant’s astro hanahaki fic because i am two scenes in and already feeling the urge

THE SETTING! This is such an interesting take on hanahaki owo i can already feel the excitement for the panic and concern later on

Eunwoo camera shy :((( what a precious baby poor baby too im :((((

YOON SANHA YOU BEAUTIFUL AND ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT I LOVE YOU

HOW HAVE U ALREADY MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH SANHA FROM LIKE . 2 LINES

Also god this is such a perfect mix of pretty prose, intriguing world building and fantastic characterization i feel like its been a whole series after two scenes wtf

Oh my god. Oh My God. OH MY GOD!!!!!

Also wtf this is so funny lmao

Update. UPDATE

Went for dinner. Am back am VIBRATING

THEYRE BOUTTA MEET AAAAHHHH WHAT IS THIS SUSPENSE I FEEL THE TENSION CHOKING ME WTF

‘It was a good face’ i see we all are malfunctioning because of gay feelings good to know

Oh my god they are seriously not duking out their own handsomeness SHUT UP

MJ being done with astro is me with life and i think that’s beautiful

Robin really out here making me feel like ive known these idiots for years wow

Moonbin please u tactless oaf i hate how attached robin made me to this character

EUNWOO U TACTLESS OAF HDJABICJANNXNJAJD

ITS OVER ALREADY. WHY. WHAT. NO!!!!

Next monday it is *cries*

UPDATE!!!!!

oh my god minhyuk stress baking is LIFE also the way u can see him getting closert to the members is GOLD i love this fic so much

dying alone.... is his greatest fear... this is a hanahaki au... NOOOOO

also,,, HE CALLS HIM BIN IM SO SOFT

this fic is making me stupidly whipped for sanha why

FAMILY FRIENDLY BAR IM DONE DDFHGDBFBFZ

SCREECH HE TOLD HIM HIS REAL NAME YEET AAAHHHH

NOOO ITS OVER ;-;

AN UPDATE I AM SAVED

MINNIE AND BINNIE'S JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVE IM GONNA CRY

'gg loved sanha anyway' what a mood

its so... hectic and chaotic and god you can *feel* eunwoo's stress and its so palpable even through words eye— how does it feel to be the best fic writer robin?????

HE LOOKED AT HIS LIPS RED ALERT MOONBIN IF YOU DONT KISS HIM IM GOING TO SLAP YOU

I NEED TO SLAP A MAN

I NEED TO SLAP A MAN PART TWO HE DID FUCKING NOT

IM SORRY YOU ARE WHAT NOW

OH I SEE THE HANAHAKI NOW ROBIN YOURE CATCHING THESE HANDS MISS

HES HESITATING IM THE PAIN OH YES THE PAIN I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

HES ACCEPTED IT AND OH GOD IM GONNA CRY NOOOOO (yes!!!!)

HES IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE!!!

AAHHH

BABY'S DRUNK OMG

the dual life and his refusal to live as both :((((( this is so sad i love it

NO EUNWOO MINHYUK DID NOT MEAB YOLO LIKE THAT U DOOFUS

he cant stop thinking abt moonbin :((((((

AND THEN THE KISS COULDNT LAST BC OF THE FEELINGS NOOOOOOOOOOOO ROBIN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IM CRYING

THE FIRST PETAL AAAAHHHHHHH

HE! HAS! NO! HEART! LEFT! TO! BREAK! what a wonderfully angsty line the feeling of pure EMPTINESS and DESPAIR wow robin genius? robin genius

god the difference between his own self... the regret... the bad childhood trauma... i might cry i love this!!!

HE HAS A BROTHER OKAY THIS IS /THE/ TYPICAL RICH KID STORY BUT BETTER WTF

HE DOESNT REMEMBER HIS MOM WOW OKAY THIS IS REALLY THE TYPICAL RICH KID STORY

im obssesed with childhood!dongmin this is so adorable and THEY FUCKING WADDLED???????

THE HONOR COURSES THE EXPECTATIONS OKAY ITS HITTING A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO HOME NOW

ten year old dongmin is so :((((

DONGMIN PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER IM GONNA REALLY CRY NOW yes dont ever see them again >:(

>:(((( dont judge ppl u dont know dont make assumptions like that ugh these meanies >:(

THE GODDAMN PARENTS ARE BACK NO

ah yes hes good at this i support

FUCK HE FOUND OUT

ON GOD U GODDAMN JERK IM GOING TO K WORD U U HEAR ME???? IM GONNA STRANGLE THIS DAD AND THROW HIM IN A DITCH GDI GDI GDI

OH MY GOD NOOOOOO :((((( FOUR YEARS this is not okay THIS IS REALLY NOT OKAY

AND IT ENDS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OKAY ROBIN

this fic is SO good im like emotionally invested and heart broken wtf

"He felt like death warmed over." is such a good sentence omg

oh my god moonbin GROW A PPAIR OF EYES WILL YOU oh my god

theyre discussing soulmates oh my god hhhhh

moonbin is so anti-soulmates oof

...oh no this is gonna translate isnt it NOOOOOOO

MORE PARENT PROBLEMS @sanhascroissant is everything alright at home

im so :((((( at this all huhuhuhuhu

...now i dont even want eunwoo with moonbin this is just so >:((((

MOONBIN IS LITERALLY BECOMING ONE OF THOSE BITCHY KDRAM LEADS WITH AN OUNCE OF CONSIDERATION IM READY TO FIGHT HIM COME ON GROW SOME EYES U DOOFUS

"Can you be considerate for three seconds?” I AGREE ROCKY CAN HE BE CONSIDERATE FOR TWO SECONDS GOD

this chapter is only making me hate moonbin's character >:( i appriciate the sentiment of sharing but GOD hes so dumb

this is why i hate hets smh

"I’ve been so inconsiderate" YOU THINK?????!?!!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD I WILL PUNCH U U ASS

EUNWOO ABBY NO YOU CAN SPILL YOUR EMOTIONS DONT COOP IT UP NOOOOOO :((((((

SANHA BEST BOY I REPEAT SANHA BEST BOY GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH >:((((((

im so emotionally invested robin i hope you're happy hhhhhh

THEY BROKE UP OH HELL YES

the return is so soft i cri ;-;

TABLOIDS???? OH MY GOD DID HE DO DRUGS???? I KNEW HE WAS DENSE AND STUPID BUT HE CANT BE THIS STUPID?????

hes so destroyed i cri ok maybe i feel a little sympathy

minhyuk and sanha best boys i love them ;-;

THE ANGST oh my god the angst is delicious i love it so much @sanhascroissant you're such an amazing writer aahhh

HES SO DESRTOYED AND STUPID AND THEY'RE ALL PICKING UP HIS PIECES AND AND AND—

look im sobbing ok

[whispers brokenly] hypocrite

hes dying oh god HES DYING im gonna cry harder

the acceptance... god i dont know whats worse the angst or just eunwoo's acceptance of it all ;-;

moonbin is getting more likable this is very good i still cri but less intensely now bless

3 chapters left... hoo boy

I said i wouldnt read until 1pm... yet here we are... fuck hw

A MONTH Nooooo baby :(((

OH MY GOD MOONBIN U DENSE ASS MFER AND ROBIN???? ROBIN WHY

Rocky the supportive bff eunwoo deserves is EVERYTHING

...i know ive already saaid this but robin? You’re so amazingly talented. Like idk why but the emotions are so palpable and heart wrenching its beauty

Oh yes the family visit please spark good things god PLEASE

HES DONGMIN NOW ok im just crying a lil more

Im crying THE PHONE CALL WAS TOO MUCH :(((

Moonbun pov...hoo boy

The little buts of foreshadowing and irony... oh how i cri

We interrupt this thread with me AAHHHH bc SOMEONE texted me an eric pic and the notif stopped me for a sec . Brb

Moonbin is dense and a lil idiot. Are we surprised? Not really

YOURE A MFKING BISEXUAL AND HANI QUEEN LISTEN TI HER U DENSE ASS ORANGUTAN

He apologized ;-; this is v heartwarming

On a side note, I love how easily you can tell their two narration voices apart? Like there is a certain difference between them that makes everything unique and cool and honestly? Robin god for that

FUCK yeah you’re in love with him NOW GO SAVE HIM U GODDAMN APE

Yes... slam that door on his foot... let him suffer so he can feel eunwoo’s pain too...