I briefly glanced through this thread this morning, and later went back to sleep. I then had a dream that some dude was sexually harassing me and OWEN WILSON came and saved me from the creep and we ended up making out. IS THIS THE CLOSEST THING IM GONNA GET TO DREAMING ABT ERWIN? https://twitter.com/Buckarts/status/1244002803678396416">https://twitter.com/Buckarts/...
I feel so cheated. Why couldn& #39;t Erwin be my knight? Why did my dream have to give me the most cursed Netflix version of Erwin??
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I& #39;m fully convinced the only reason I ended up putting out for Wilson was bc my brain was like "this is the best Erwin I& #39;m giving you"
I knew this thread would come back to haunt me in some way. At least I didn& #39;t dream about Steve Buscemi *knocks on wood*
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