OK so in that alternative universe where I& #39;m a famous writer, I& #39;m going to hire someone to record themselves reading all my drafts so I can hear it, you know? Like how someone interprets the character& #39;s voice, the flow, the vibe...

And I& #39;d also get really into the making of full-cast audio productions of my work—not only to support my blindy friends& #39; reading habits but also because full-cast audios are great and can put a whole new spin on a book.

And also let& #39;s be real I& #39;d cry if somebody wrote in the universe of my work / wrote fanfic about it... even if it was garbage, because it proved that my work inspired them.

And also I& #39;d live alone by the sea with my cat and my dog and haunted doll, and invite friends over to have tea-parties even though we& #39;d all be grown-ups.

This thread devolved so I& #39;m going away now. Luckily this is the universe where I& #39;m studying history and only writing on the side.