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Based on my previous thread - here is the 2020 Premier League Royal Rumble.
30 entrants, 1 per premier league side and 10 former premier league players.
Usual Rumble rules apply.
May the best man win.
Based on my previous thread - here is the 2020 Premier League Royal Rumble.
30 entrants, 1 per premier league side and 10 former premier league players.
Usual Rumble rules apply.
May the best man win.
ENTRY #1
Drawing the short straw and entering first is Wilfried Zaha of Crystal Palace.
He may not be too big, but he brings a lot to the table.
Does he have what it takes to last?
Drawing the short straw and entering first is Wilfried Zaha of Crystal Palace.
He may not be too big, but he brings a lot to the table.
Does he have what it takes to last?
ENTRY #2
The second entry for this rumble is Billy Sharp.
An underdog, just like his team - but they seem to like being underdogs don’t they?
Can he go all the way too?
The second entry for this rumble is Billy Sharp.
An underdog, just like his team - but they seem to like being underdogs don’t they?
Can he go all the way too?
ENTRY #3
Making his way down to the ring is Sead Kolašinac of Arsenal.
A man who can scare off knives with his bare hands, surely fancies himself to make waves in this rumble.
Making his way down to the ring is Sead Kolašinac of Arsenal.
A man who can scare off knives with his bare hands, surely fancies himself to make waves in this rumble.
ENTRY #4
Entering in the fourth spot we have Brighton’s Dan Burn.
He’s a very tall man, but will he do much in the rumble?
Entering in the fourth spot we have Brighton’s Dan Burn.
He’s a very tall man, but will he do much in the rumble?
ENTRY #5
Wes Morgan!
Surely Morgan is a threat to the other 4 competitors.
No eliminations yet, the ring is just starting to fill up!
Wes Morgan!
Surely Morgan is a threat to the other 4 competitors.
No eliminations yet, the ring is just starting to fill up!
ENTRY #6
Joelinton is making his way down to the ring...slowly.
Can he kick start his Newcastle career with a Royal Rumble win this evening?
Joelinton is making his way down to the ring...slowly.
Can he kick start his Newcastle career with a Royal Rumble win this evening?
ELIMINATION #1!
Dan Burn has been hit with a clothesline so hard, his head has twisted 180 degrees!
Sead Kolašinac with his first elimination of the night.
Dan Burn has been hit with a clothesline so hard, his head has twisted 180 degrees!
Sead Kolašinac with his first elimination of the night.
ENTRY #7
Benjamin Mendy heads down to the ring, taking selfies and tweeting before not actually entering the match?
He walks around the ring and joins the commentary team...keep an eye on this going forward.
Benjamin Mendy heads down to the ring, taking selfies and tweeting before not actually entering the match?
He walks around the ring and joins the commentary team...keep an eye on this going forward.
ENTRY #8
Following his Manchester counterpart is Paul Pogba.
He enters the ring and as if by magic, no one notices him?
It’s almost as if he has disappeared in a big moment...
Following his Manchester counterpart is Paul Pogba.
He enters the ring and as if by magic, no one notices him?
It’s almost as if he has disappeared in a big moment...
ENTRY #9
Tim Krul enters the match, can he make a difference?
No.
Just like Norwich in the Premier League, his stay has not lasted long.
He is eliminated by Joelinton, who is then immediately eliminated himself by Wes Morgan.
Tim Krul enters the match, can he make a difference?
No.
Just like Norwich in the Premier League, his stay has not lasted long.
He is eliminated by Joelinton, who is then immediately eliminated himself by Wes Morgan.
ENTRY #10
We have our first surprise entrant of the night, Christopher Samba!
Samba immediately makes his mark by getting the fourth elimination of the match, tossing Wes Morgan over the top rope.
The Jamaican’s night is over!
We have our first surprise entrant of the night, Christopher Samba!
Samba immediately makes his mark by getting the fourth elimination of the match, tossing Wes Morgan over the top rope.
The Jamaican’s night is over!
ENTRY #11
Son is making his way down to the ring.
He’s already nearly ended a career this year, and has received an award in military training...surely he will go far!
Son is making his way down to the ring.
He’s already nearly ended a career this year, and has received an award in military training...surely he will go far!
ENTRY #12
Bah Gawd, it’s Gazza!
He’s come to the ring with a 6 pack of beer, a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod!
Bah Gawd, it’s Gazza!
He’s come to the ring with a 6 pack of beer, a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod!
ENTRY #13
Kurt Zouma makes his way to the top of the ramp.
He will be a real threat in this match...
Kurt Zouma makes his way to the top of the ramp.
He will be a real threat in this match...
NO WAIT, WHAT’S THIS?
Kepa has refused Zouma’s entry into the match, instead entering himself! Unbelievable scenes!
Kepa has refused Zouma’s entry into the match, instead entering himself! Unbelievable scenes!
ELIMINATIONS #5, #6 and #7
Samba is on a rampage!
He makes quick work of Kepa, followed by Zaha and then Billy Sharp.
Our #1 and #2 entrants are out!
Kolašinac is now this matches iron man!
Samba is on a rampage!
He makes quick work of Kepa, followed by Zaha and then Billy Sharp.
Our #1 and #2 entrants are out!
Kolašinac is now this matches iron man!
ENTRY #14
Here we go! Talk about a Premier League stalwart, Richard Dunne is in the match.
Can he do anything to stop Chris Samba, his former QPR team mate?
Here we go! Talk about a Premier League stalwart, Richard Dunne is in the match.
Can he do anything to stop Chris Samba, his former QPR team mate?
ENTRY #15
Titus Bramble has entered the match!
And as soon as he enters the ring, he’s thrown out by Gazza, who then goes back to eating his chicken!
Crazy scenes at this Royal Rumble!
Titus Bramble has entered the match!
And as soon as he enters the ring, he’s thrown out by Gazza, who then goes back to eating his chicken!
Crazy scenes at this Royal Rumble!
ENTRY #16
Nico Kranjčar, accompanied of course by none other than Harry Redknapp.
Will Nico be able to make his mark on this match?
Nico Kranjčar, accompanied of course by none other than Harry Redknapp.
Will Nico be able to make his mark on this match?
ENTRY #17
Josh King is the latest entrant in this match.
He immediately starts to attack Chris Samba and the rest of the ring join in.
Samba is now fighting off all of the other competitors at once, but it’s not enough!
Chris Samba is out!
Josh King is the latest entrant in this match.
He immediately starts to attack Chris Samba and the rest of the ring join in.
Samba is now fighting off all of the other competitors at once, but it’s not enough!
Chris Samba is out!
ENTRY #18
The man who loves a yellow card more than his own wife, Kevin Davies has entered the ring!
Davies makes quick work of Josh King, throwing him over the top rope after a vicious looking headbutt.
King is eliminated!
The man who loves a yellow card more than his own wife, Kevin Davies has entered the ring!
Davies makes quick work of Josh King, throwing him over the top rope after a vicious looking headbutt.
King is eliminated!
ENTRANT #19
Well if it isn’t...it is! Robbie Keane makes his long awaited return, his dream move!
Keane will look to make some waves in this match!
Well if it isn’t...it is! Robbie Keane makes his long awaited return, his dream move!
Keane will look to make some waves in this match!
ENTRY #20
Oh dear. Virgil van Dijk has entered the match. A sure favourite entering at this late stage.
Oh dear. Virgil van Dijk has entered the match. A sure favourite entering at this late stage.
ENTRY #21
Issa Diop has entered the ring.
More size, more power, more destruction.
Look at those eyes. Crazy.
Issa Diop has entered the ring.
More size, more power, more destruction.
Look at those eyes. Crazy.
ENTRY #22
Adama Traoré has entered the match and immediately goes for Nico Kranjčar.
He tosses him over the rope, much to Harry’s dismay.
Adama has well and truly entered the match!
Adama Traoré has entered the match and immediately goes for Nico Kranjčar.
He tosses him over the rope, much to Harry’s dismay.
Adama has well and truly entered the match!
ENTRY #23
Tyrone Mings enters the ring.
He verbally shouts at the other competitors “which one of you had a skull that needs my studs in it!?”
This man would curb stomp a hippo if it looked at him wrong.
Tyrone Mings enters the ring.
He verbally shouts at the other competitors “which one of you had a skull that needs my studs in it!?”
This man would curb stomp a hippo if it looked at him wrong.
MULTIPLE ELIMINATIONS
Mendy finally decided to enter the ring, but got injured as soon as he entered, only for Kolasiñac to throw him out.
Son made quick work of Davies and Gazza by throwing both of them out too.
Adama continued his inflicting pain on Man City - Dunne is out!
Mendy finally decided to enter the ring, but got injured as soon as he entered, only for Kolasiñac to throw him out.
Son made quick work of Davies and Gazza by throwing both of them out too.
Adama continued his inflicting pain on Man City - Dunne is out!
ELIMINATION
Robbie Keane has gone!
He climbed the top rope looking to cause some pain, but Kolašinac spotted him and booted him over the top rope.
Kolašinac has been phenomenal in this match!
Robbie Keane has gone!
He climbed the top rope looking to cause some pain, but Kolašinac spotted him and booted him over the top rope.
Kolašinac has been phenomenal in this match!
ENTRY #24
Phil Bardsley makes his way down to the ring.
Bardsley points straight at Diop, the two have a tussle and Bardsley comes out on top.
Who could be the next to enter?
Phil Bardsley makes his way down to the ring.
Bardsley points straight at Diop, the two have a tussle and Bardsley comes out on top.
Who could be the next to enter?
ENTRY #25
It’s..........Wayne Rooney!
The man who Bardsley knocked out cold and forced to use his kitchen floor as his mattress.
The two fight and end up spilling over the top rope and out, both men are eliminated!
It’s..........Wayne Rooney!
The man who Bardsley knocked out cold and forced to use his kitchen floor as his mattress.
The two fight and end up spilling over the top rope and out, both men are eliminated!
ENTRY #26
Mason Holgate makes his way to the ring.
As soon as he enters, Pogba emerges to throw him over the top rope...we forgot he was in this match!
Pogba proceeds to dab and celebrate, but is instead thrown out by Van Dijk, who then also throws Mings out too!
Mason Holgate makes his way to the ring.
As soon as he enters, Pogba emerges to throw him over the top rope...we forgot he was in this match!
Pogba proceeds to dab and celebrate, but is instead thrown out by Van Dijk, who then also throws Mings out too!
ENTRY #27
The only men left in the ring are:
Kolaśinac, Son, Van Dijk and Traore.
They seem to all stare at each other but then wait for the next entry...
It’s Vestergaard! The man mountain slowly enters the ring, tries to fight off the other 4 but ultimately cannot. 4 remain.
The only men left in the ring are:
Kolaśinac, Son, Van Dijk and Traore.
They seem to all stare at each other but then wait for the next entry...
It’s Vestergaard! The man mountain slowly enters the ring, tries to fight off the other 4 but ultimately cannot. 4 remain.
ENTRY #28
Here comes Troy-ble! It’s Troy Deeney!
Deeney immediately goes on a rampage, knocking all 4 men to the floor.
He points into the crowd at...Gareth Southgate!
It seems he’s challenged him to a match at Wrestlemania, and if he wins, he finally gets an England cap!
Here comes Troy-ble! It’s Troy Deeney!
Deeney immediately goes on a rampage, knocking all 4 men to the floor.
He points into the crowd at...Gareth Southgate!
It seems he’s challenged him to a match at Wrestlemania, and if he wins, he finally gets an England cap!
ENTRY #29
We have had the entrants from every premier league team...who are the two remaining competitors?
Immediately we notice the arrival of Gary Neville!
He doesn’t look like he is wanting to mess about either.
We have had the entrants from every premier league team...who are the two remaining competitors?
Immediately we notice the arrival of Gary Neville!
He doesn’t look like he is wanting to mess about either.
ENTRY #30
It’s Carra! Jamie’s MNF tag team partner!
Will they work together?
It’s Carra! Jamie’s MNF tag team partner!
Will they work together?
ELIMINATIONS
The two immediately get to work, eliminating two string favourites, Van Dijk and Deeney!
The MNF pairing could do some serious damage here, if they stay on the same page.
The two immediately get to work, eliminating two string favourites, Van Dijk and Deeney!
The MNF pairing could do some serious damage here, if they stay on the same page.
NEVILLE TURNS ON CARRA!
The alliance didn’t last long! Neville saw his opportunity and throws Carra out!
Only Neville, Son, Traoré and Kolašinac remain!
The alliance didn’t last long! Neville saw his opportunity and throws Carra out!
Only Neville, Son, Traoré and Kolašinac remain!
Kolašinac and Neville stare each other down and nod, subtly.
It looks as if they’re going to team up now.
But wait! Kolašinac is having none of it and throws Neville out, he isn’t getting caught out like Carra was!
It looks as if they’re going to team up now.
But wait! Kolašinac is having none of it and throws Neville out, he isn’t getting caught out like Carra was!
Kolašinac turns around to a Sweet Min Music from Son!
Kolašinac, who entered 3rd and amassed multiples eliminations, is out.
It’s down to Son and Traoré.
Kolašinac, who entered 3rd and amassed multiples eliminations, is out.
It’s down to Son and Traoré.
There’s a big back and forth fight between Son and Traoré.
Son has Traoré teetering on the edge, all he needs is a last kick and he will win it...
Son has Traoré teetering on the edge, all he needs is a last kick and he will win it...
But no!
In true Spurs fashion, Son has bottled it in the final moment!
Son charged at Traoré, who dipped down and sent Son fumbling over the top rope.
Son is out!
In true Spurs fashion, Son has bottled it in the final moment!
Son charged at Traoré, who dipped down and sent Son fumbling over the top rope.
Son is out!
ADAMA WINS IT!
Willy Boly and Raul Jimenez storm the ring to celebrate with him.
ADAMA TRAORÉ IS YOUR 2020 PREMIER LEAGUE ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPION!!!
Willy Boly and Raul Jimenez storm the ring to celebrate with him.
ADAMA TRAORÉ IS YOUR 2020 PREMIER LEAGUE ROYAL RUMBLE CHAMPION!!!
Bloody hell, that took a lot of time and effort.
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Favourite part? Worthy winner? Anything I got wrong?
Thanks for coming, get home safely.
Please give it a like, retweet, share etc, it took far too long for it to flop haha!
Let me know what you think too.
Favourite part? Worthy winner? Anything I got wrong?
Thanks for coming, get home safely.
@JackTheJobber - surely this thread is up your street!
