mm 'guide on how to fail at online dating' reading thread :

yee i Said i won't start a novel, i know i did, but its the novel's fault

mf i will rob u

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INHUMANE SEJDBWKS HE CALLED THE DUDE INHUMANE

mfksjd

jing huan scares me

WKDBWK WELL

is yearning for the ml, is he misunderstood.. WAIT THERE IS A MISUNDERSTANDING TAG

is he aiming for breaking a heart or making a joke of himself

im betting my broken earphones on the fact that the ml would know first thing that the mc is using a voice changer

JING HUAN IS SO RICH WTF

skdbsk he has tough luck with buying the account huh

A CLOWN

this game only for rich people istg

deep breath, fist clench

ngl I'd be angry too

yearning for is a god of war + belongs to the devil tribe? loml

VIGOROUS LITTLE MOSQUITO REPELLENT

. yearning for is the richest dude? 100 GOLD IS A DROP IN THE OCEAN??

don't be a swindler in your next life!!

im sure there is a misunderstanding

jing huan is embarrassing i don't know him :D

damnn

lets see, the god of wars are players right? yearning for is a god of war and a player

he is sooooo ready to embarrass himself IM CRYINF WJDNWL

i used to play a multiplayer game too and people got married in there as well but i was broke as hell so i. was just.. there..,. trying to survive,.., IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO UPGRADE A MOUNT WTF AND I NEVER MADE FRIENDS IT WAS SO SAD

swindler who specialized in hacking? hm

XIANG HUAIZHI IS IT

HE IS SO FIEBDKWBDKWN OH MAM

MF AKDBEKWNSK WTF DO YOU THINK GIRLS ACT LIKE OMG HE IS SO !!!!! I DON'T KNOW HIM

deserve!!!!

there's a guy named lu hang... lu hang.. lu shang.... AAAA

BUT I KNEW IT! LU HANG OPERATED THE ACCOUNT DIDNT HE, AND XIANG HUAIZHI IS HELPING? HUH

wait a second im confused have to read that again

hm so its not like that, so IS xiang huaizhi a slag guy or is he taking advantage of smth he has not done, or he HAS done smth.. IM SO CONFUSED

mf who is the player here

this immortal mengmeng person

lmao jing huan's grudge too big for him to let it off easily

hot

if i get a dollar when jing huan embarrasses me and my ancestors I'll be filthy rich too

FACE PALM

HELPSDJSK

I KNEW IT, xiang huaizhi did not play his account for months so He wasn't the slag guy

say what

SLAG GUY AND EXPERIENCED SWINDLER

PEOPLE SHIP THEM

mhmmm

that last line

adcjfdo well

LMAO they have to support the two with equipment or else the whole server would suffer

LESBIAN COUPLE

CHUNXIAO HAND IN MARRIAGE YOU'RE SO HOT

mm will the author expand on chunxiao and regardless of lovesickness's relationship

dang xiang huaizhi is kind

ch names are so amusing

this misunderstanding is gonna drag on huh akdbwkP

CHUNXIAO ILY SM

they make a good team whoa

WHOA

both of them freaking badass

ADGSBKSDBJWS THIS MC IS ONE OF A KIND I LOVE HIM

ZSGLFSVJDD OMG ID BE MAD TOO

MF ONLY ONE (1) BUN ON TOP OF THAT

xiang huaizhi is hurt :O

ohhhhhhhh

FACE PALM X2

BITDVDHJDRGJRF SUFFER

zfjkfrxh this reminds me of tang mo's reaction when he knew about the momo hard mode first level

well~

(_3?£1!1#)3!

aa so some booster played for xiang huaizhi for some months and gave him the slag guy rep, got it

omg they're the cutest wth

i just skimmed through some last chapters and im Very excited i gotta say

the amount of terms i searched up cause i know close to nothing/forgot all about multiplayer online games

im just .

chunxiao i luv u more and more

aWksna

I SCREAMING I DEADASS SCREECHED WTDJSBWKDBWLS

POOR GUY THINKS HE'S GONNA BE USED TO IT LITERALLY HOW@!)6£(! HOW ARE U GONNA MANAGE THAT UNIMAGINABLE FEAT

man i love xiang huaizhi

was just looking at the pronunciation of his name BUT LOOK he is in the server called illusion and his name means (???) that too, or at least the google translator says it !!!

CHUNXIAO AND REGARDLESS OF LOVESICKNESS ARE WIVES AJDBSK WIVES!!!!!!!!

i feel bad for him

i guess jing huan and xiang huaizhi will meet in real life hm

whoaa is basketball gonna be a connection point

spiritually relatable i Detest insects

THEY MET!!!!! AND IN A VERY SHOUJO SETTING BUT WHO TF CARES I LOVE

cockroaches in a pot I'd yeet the pot too

this so hot

(! 6)?#!@!@ pretty sure those are lu hang's

i love chunxiao sm there has to be a limit goddammit

LMAO POOR GUY

xiang huaizhi being soft for xiao tianjing

man i feel bad for xiang huaizhi

immortal mengmeng is just. Annoying

thats why you don't lie

ALSO HIS ASS IS SO RICH MF LIAR !!!

whoa i like qiufeng

dshkdsg poor qiufeng

xiang huaizhi casually checking jing huan out on the basketball court

Wodhlwlw 'evaluating' he said,

well damn

ughhhhhhh immortal mengmeng!!!!! stop being annoying!!!

skdnwks man he's merciless i love him

yearning for is so soft for xiao tianjing im just

JING HUAN MY LOVE WTDSJDBWKDN

HOW DO YOU /EVER/ GET USED TO THAT HELP(!) 6@!@!

SLAG MEN YOU ARE LOVED, SAID XIAO TIANJING

i love this character switch sm akdnwkdj jing huan oscar winner

nono Consider it, come on!!!

they joined idle pavilion huh

love if for you to eat, i adore you

skshsk well

that's a solid rejection

i have lots of feelings for xiang huaizhi's calm reactions, LOTS OF FEELINGS

im a catfisher, i have no feelings

xiang huaizhi is so (! :6#!#! man perfect guy

whoa yearning for's backstory

YEP YEP..,. YEP!!

oh man xiang huaizhi really fond of jing huan irl AND the game counterpart without knowing they're the same person that's so! LISTEN I LOVE XIANG HUAIZHI SM

SO CLOSE WIDBWKDNW OH MAN YOU JUST GOT TJE SERVER WRONG

he's gonna fall hard and then he's gonna be hurt i don't like it

akdnwk i love lu hang phew

quifeng give up, jing huan has a Purpose

lmao

CHUNXIAO TAKE MY HEART YOU TAKE IT

LMAO IWBFOWSM BEAUTIFUL

he is so annoying i love him

h. hot

xiang huaizhi so badass holy damn

IM CEHRHOWDNWK OMGWJS

KAXBSKAL JING HUAN WANTED TO BE LOWKEY WITH THE SONG BUT IT REACHED FIRST PLACE HELPSKDKW

cryiwnamw

this guy really

im waiting for jing huan to know that xiang huaizhi is not the slag guy he hates

BOTHWDNWD

lmao that's what you get !!!

man i lost all energy im now exhausted but look at this sisnw

thats friends for u

i got confused

WHAT DO YOU TAKE XIANG HUAIZHI FOR LMAOOO

mm very sad, truly the saddest thing ever

(=?? @£=!!(&!

LMJSSHO HE'S JUST DIGGING HIS GRAVE DEEPER ISTG

the second hand embarrassment is stealing years off my life

such a player

OHH BC THEY AREEEE ALSO I DID NOT KNOW THAT THE GIRL WAS CHICHI OMG

wait no,.., the girl Wasn't love is for you to eat,.. MAN

AAA FIST CLENCH

they are talking about xiao tianjing in front of jing huan and jing huan has his earphones on

i love seeing him suffer i swear

im gonna die of embarrassment in 3 2 1

MF STOP TEXTING HIM IN THE SAME ROOM HE CAN HEAR THE FUCKING DING DONGS ARE YOU CRAZY @?)6#!@!

why am i sharing the embarrassment of him being a clown

this is so embarrassing to read i have tears of reluctance and shame in my eyes

,., now

can't believe xiang huaizhi is in denial after All That,,

well less embarrassment, but this chapter's name is 'gege' so like.,. im. just *fist clench*

so xiang huaizhi is soft for jing huan irl,. wait actually i like where this is going, he will know that xiao tianjing is jing huan and Then knowingly fall in love, yup that is much better

aldwkwl i love lu wenhao

SJSHS NOT THAT SONG LMAO

jing huan owes me a whole bucket of shame as a payback im not letting him go that easily

thats thrice now

GEGE

jing huan i pray for your soul, i love you

i should Also pray for xiang huaizhi's soul,, dude has a lot coming oh man

banging head against wall no big deal its now a routine im Used To It

you,.,. you had a chance of covering it up

BLOWN,.. COVER BLOWN AND HE'S DRUNK LET ME PUT EVERYTHING I OWN ON THE LINE TO SAY JING HUAN IS!! NOT GONNA REMEMBER A SINGLE THING!!!

my tweets may seem stressed but im enjoying this a lot, jing huan just keeps digging a deeper pit im so amused

i feel like digging a pit for myself

digging deeper so to speak!

im wondering what's xiang huaizhi gonna do abt the revelation tho hm

WAIT i never thought i would find this THIS amusing, im actually loving it lmao this is amazing

i knew he'd forget, i was well prepared nothing is gonna faze me now im invulnerable

are you telling me xiang huaizhi thinks jing huan is gay, that also probably means he thinks he's straight, man you have a lot coming

this is so amusing i have tears in my eyes

HELAPSJWLDNWL

i feel less embarrassed when i know xiang huaizhi is sharing it

what will come of jing huan i wonder

that's nice

so it IS two straight men falling in love that's unique but their circumstances are hella unique too

IM WAITING FOR JING HUAN TO KNOW THAT XIANG HUAIZHI KNEW FOR A DAMN LONG TIME

LMAO JING HUAN'S THOUGHT PROCESS IS SMTH ELSE

this is so fun lmao

genuinely having the time of my life

after knowing that xiao tianjing is jing huan, xiang huaizhi got even more softer

xiang huaizhi,,, is a sugar da*dy SO RICH DAMN YOU

he still thinks jing huan is poor,, baby no

HELPASJWO

they get along so well irl aw man

normally you see good online relationship, enemies irl, but this one's so unique it feels fresh aaa

these two so cute oh man ><

xiang huaizhi is so cute omg bub he's,. very rich don't you worry

[Xiang Huaizhi nodded, thinking, no wonder.] SFCKJFSF MAN

the best ever misunderstanding is that xiang huaizhi thinks jing huan is poor

HE BOUGHT JING HUAN THREE CUPS OF MILK TEA BC HE THOUGHT HE COULDN'T AFFORD IT HELP ME

lmao qiufeng out here wooing xiao tianjing and jing huan stealing his ideas to apply on yearning for

xiang huaizhi likes jing huan

THE PERSONALITY SWITCH

EMBARRASSING MFS I WILL DO SMTH

hot

XIANG HUAIZHI IS ADORABLE HELP

I've been so distracted im not even halfway through

immortal mengmeng and her minions give me a terrible headache istg

really REALLY want jing huan to curse the hell out

WAIT HELL YES GO DO SHOW YOUR HIDDEN BADASS

FIST CLENCH THIS IS HOT

heh

i love them together but tbh I'd love some solo jing huan silencing people with his skills and intellect

okay but yearning for so op i am *fist clench*

sounds like a douche oof

xiang huaizhi so considerate man i love him sm

jing huan's mind so focused on yearning for being a slag man that any goodwill he expresses, his brain turns it into a malicious intention beautiful

this game STARTS with money, first of all you gotta BUY a character, nuh uh CAN'T AFFORD THAT

that tweet is such a late tweet in this thread

waiting for xiang huaizhi to know that jing huan rich as hell oh man its going to be so fun