mm 'guide on how to fail at online dating' reading thread
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yee i Said i won't start a novel, i know i did, but its the novel's fault
INHUMANE SEJDBWKS HE CALLED THE DUDE INHUMANE
is yearning for the ml, is he misunderstood.. WAIT THERE IS A MISUNDERSTANDING TAG
im betting my broken earphones on the fact that the ml would know first thing that the mc is using a voice changer
JING HUAN IS SO RICH WTF
skdbsk he has tough luck with buying the account huh
this game only for rich people istg

yearning for is a god of war + belongs to the devil tribe? loml
VIGOROUS LITTLE MOSQUITO REPELLENT
. yearning for is the richest dude? 100 GOLD IS A DROP IN THE OCEAN??
don't be a swindler in your next life!!
im sure there is a misunderstanding
jing huan is embarrassing i don't know him :D
lets see, the god of wars are players right? yearning for is a god of war and a player

i used to play a multiplayer game too and people got married in there as well but i was broke as hell so i. was just.. there..,. trying to survive,.., IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO UPGRADE A MOUNT WTF AND I NEVER MADE FRIENDS IT WAS SO SAD
swindler who specialized in hacking? hm
XIANG HUAIZHI IS IT
there's a guy named lu hang... lu hang.. lu shang.... AAAA
BUT I KNEW IT! LU HANG OPERATED THE ACCOUNT DIDNT HE, AND XIANG HUAIZHI IS HELPING? HUH
BUT I KNEW IT! LU HANG OPERATED THE ACCOUNT DIDNT HE, AND XIANG HUAIZHI IS HELPING? HUH
wait a second im confused have to read that again
hm so its not like that, so IS xiang huaizhi a slag guy
or is he taking advantage of smth he has not done, or he HAS done smth.. IM SO CONFUSED

lmao jing huan's grudge too big for him to let it off easily
if i get a dollar when jing huan embarrasses me and my ancestors I'll be filthy rich too
I KNEW IT, xiang huaizhi did not play his account for months so He wasn't the slag guy
SLAG GUY AND EXPERIENCED SWINDLER
LMAO they have to support the two with equipment or else the whole server would suffer

CHUNXIAO HAND IN MARRIAGE YOU'RE SO HOT
mm will the author expand on chunxiao and regardless of lovesickness's relationship 


dang xiang huaizhi is kind
CHUNXIAO ILY SM
they make a good team whoa
both of them freaking badass
MF ONLY ONE (1) BUN ON TOP OF THAT
xiang huaizhi is hurt :O
aa so some booster played for xiang huaizhi for some months and gave him the slag guy rep, got it
i just skimmed through some last chapters and im Very excited i gotta say
the amount of terms i searched up cause i know close to nothing/forgot all about multiplayer online games
chunxiao i luv u more and more
POOR GUY THINKS HE'S GONNA BE USED TO IT LITERALLY HOW@!)6Β£(! HOW ARE U GONNA MANAGE THAT UNIMAGINABLE FEAT
was just looking at the pronunciation of his name BUT LOOK he is in the server called illusion and his name means (???) that too, or at least the google translator says it !!!
CHUNXIAO AND REGARDLESS OF LOVESICKNESS ARE WIVES AJDBSK WIVES!!!!!!!!
i guess jing huan and xiang huaizhi will meet in real life hm
whoaa is basketball gonna be a connection point
cockroaches in a pot I'd yeet the pot too 




i love chunxiao sm there has to be a limit goddammit
immortal mengmeng is just. Annoying
ALSO HIS ASS IS SO RICH MF LIAR !!!
whoa i like qiufeng
xiang huaizhi casually checking jing huan out on the basketball court 




Wodhlwlw 'evaluating' he said,
yearning for is so soft for xiao tianjing im just

HOW DO YOU /EVER/ GET USED TO THAT HELP(!) 6@!@!
they joined idle pavilion huh

love if for you to eat, i adore you
skshsk well
whoa yearning for's backstory
oh man xiang huaizhi really fond of jing huan irl AND the game counterpart without knowing they're the same person that's so! LISTEN I LOVE XIANG HUAIZHI SM
quifeng give up, jing huan has a Purpose

xiang huaizhi so badass holy damn
KAXBSKAL JING HUAN WANTED TO BE LOWKEY WITH THE SONG BUT IT REACHED FIRST PLACE HELPSKDKW
im waiting for jing huan to know that xiang huaizhi is not the slag guy he hates

i got confused

wait no,.., the girl Wasn't love is for you to eat,.. MAN
im gonna die of embarrassment in 3 2 1
MF STOP TEXTING HIM IN THE SAME ROOM HE CAN HEAR THE FUCKING DING DONGS ARE YOU CRAZY @?)6#!@!
can't believe xiang huaizhi is in denial after All That,,
well less embarrassment, but this chapter's name is 'gege' so like.,. im. just *fist clench*
so xiang huaizhi is soft for jing huan irl,. wait actually i like where this is going, he will know that xiao tianjing is jing huan and Then knowingly fall in love, yup that is much better
jing huan owes me a whole bucket of shame as a payback im not letting him go that easily

jing huan i pray for your soul, i love you 




i should Also pray for xiang huaizhi's soul,, dude has a lot coming oh man 




BLOWN,.. COVER BLOWN AND HE'S DRUNK LET ME PUT EVERYTHING I OWN ON THE LINE TO SAY JING HUAN IS!! NOT GONNA REMEMBER A SINGLE THING!!!
my tweets may seem stressed but im enjoying this a lot, jing huan just keeps digging a deeper pit im so amused
im wondering what's xiang huaizhi gonna do abt the revelation tho hm
WAIT i never thought i would find this THIS amusing, im actually loving it lmao this is amazing
i knew he'd forget, i was well prepared nothing is gonna faze me now im invulnerable
are you telling me xiang huaizhi thinks jing huan is gay, that also probably means he thinks he's straight, man you have a lot coming
i feel less embarrassed when i know xiang huaizhi is sharing it

what will come of jing huan i wonder
so it IS two straight men falling in love that's unique but their circumstances are hella unique too

genuinely having the time of my life
after knowing that xiao tianjing is jing huan, xiang huaizhi got even more softer

xiang huaizhi,,, is a sugar da*dy SO RICH DAMN YOU
they get along so well irl aw man
normally you see good online relationship, enemies irl, but this one's so unique it feels fresh aaa
HE BOUGHT JING HUAN THREE CUPS OF MILK TEA BC HE THOUGHT HE COULDN'T AFFORD IT HELP ME
lmao qiufeng out here wooing xiao tianjing and jing huan stealing his ideas to apply on yearning for

EMBARRASSING MFS I WILL DO SMTH 


i love them together but tbh I'd love some solo jing huan silencing people with his skills and intellect
okay but yearning for so op i am *fist clench*
jing huan's mind so focused on yearning for being a slag man that any goodwill he expresses, his brain turns it into a malicious intention
beautiful

that tweet is such a late tweet in this thread
