This is the NYT editorial board's recommendation for enforcing social distancing recommended by De Blasio. Hall monitors paid by the government. I'm sure this will go over well with NYers, who are known for being polite and receptive to criticism.
"Sir, you're not socially distancing. Please move six inches."
"I'LL GIVE YOU SIX INCHES RIGHT HERE!"
"I'LL GIVE YOU SIX INCHES RIGHT HERE!"