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Dude I let my cat out this morning and then I walked by and SEE THIS . my husband is going to kill me because I’m keeping it 
STOP MY FUCKING HEART
Bitch I’m weak . Look at how TINY the normal bunnies are around here. IS SOMEONES PET LOST??? DID I LET SOMEONE ELSES BUNNY OUT OF THEIR HOUSE WHEN I WAS DRUNK??? SO MANY QUESTIONS
Everyone meet Wilbur 
LOLOL this is why we’re married
LOLOL I was in a mad panic so our texts sound like cavemen HAHAHAHAHA
Ok Wilbur is safe in here until we figure out how to raise a bunny
