What the song titles would be if Sufjan really did every state

Alabama

--My Sister in Her Ham Costume and the Things He Would Bring To Us
--Our King, the Reverend Doctor, May You Live on in the Hearts of Men!
--Where Doth the Yellow Hammer Rammer Jammer

Alaska

--Seward's Folly
--Inuit Spirits, Appear Unto Me!
--Sarah Palin (in the style of the John Wayne Gacy song)
--O Great Northern Exposure, Stream Once More into Our Homes

Arizona

--To the Canyon, Echoing Our Salvation
--Senator John McCain Lives and Carries the Burdens of Earth
--By the Time I Get to Arizona, Oh My Sweet Grandfather, I Shall Kiss You 'pon Thy Cheek
--For Maynard James Keenan As He Caresses a Spaceship

Arkansas

--At the King Biscuit Blues Festival I Saw Upon Your Face a Tear
--A Young George Takei Plays with Another Boy in the Dust
--Arkansas, Oh, Oh, Oh
--Buffalo National River Suite Parts I, II and III

California

--Joseph James DeAngelo
--Herbert Mullin
--Charlie Manson
--The Zodiac Reveals Himself to Two Young Lovers by the Lake

Colorado

--Unto Dick Halloran is Given a Vision
--Butch Cassidy Ascends
--'pon the Mountaintop I Did Smoke the Kind Bud

Connecticut

--Willimantic Dreams
--He Who Transplanted Still Sustains
--George W. Bush

Delaware

--Hey, We're in Delaware
--At the Annual Punkin Chunkin' Festival, Which is an Event Where Participants Throw Pumpkins with Catapults, I Did Hold You in My Arms

Florida

--Seminole Wind
--Baskin's Lament
--The MILF Hunter Rides Off Into the Dawn, and the Souls of Men Alight

Georgia

--The Walking Dead Are Coming For Us!!!! They Will Teach Us a Lesson About What It Means to Just Survive versus Truly Maintaining Your Humanity!!! In Every Episode!!!!!!!!!!
--Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Thee
--Tin Roof Rusted

I'm definitely gonna keep doing these and not just get tired of it

Hawaii

--O Great Volcano, Spare Us Thy Wrath!
--In the Ignoble Can is the Flesh Preserved (Transubspamtiation Cycle)

Idaho

--The Great Cutthroat Trout Surges Forth Through the Depths of Redfish Lake
--Born in a Trunk in the Princess Theater in Pocatello
--Kindhearted but Rough Napoleon Dances to Triumph and Glory

Indiana

--What Meijer Fresh Hell Is This
--In South Bend the Lord of Rats Prepares his Inevitable Ascent
--April Ludgate

Iowa

--Raymond Carver Puts a Bottle of Bourbon on his Desk and Contemplates Something Unspeakable
--Pants Burn Leg Wound
--Wait and Bleed

Kansas

--Richard Hickock in Repose
--A Young Lex Luthor Seeks Absolution After a Wrestling Match Goes Awry
--I Did Espy Yonder Emerald City, and Would Face No End of Travails to Reach It

Kentucky

--The Colonel Redeemeth His Bloodlust by Feeding the Masses
--Cassius Tussled with the Whale
--In Guntown Mountain Where I Touched Your Brother on the Shoulder

Louisiana

—Give Unto Me Thine Beignets
—I Softly Whispered to the Gator
—On My Birthday a Vampire I Shall Tenderly Kiss

Maine

—I Beseech You Not to Bury My Body where the Pets Lie in the Ground!
—My Brother Was Offered a Red Balloon Then Taken to Float in Glorious Agony Under the Town of Derry
—At Prom the Blood Rained Down Upon My Crown

Maryland

—Our Stepbrother Ate all the Crabcakes and Oh How We Mourned
—The Goatman Rains His Blows Upon the Family Station Wagon from On High
—Behold, Omar Approaches!

Massachusetts

—I Gave to Him Them Apples
—For the Departed, Though They Betray One Another Endlessly in the Next World
—O, How the Bambino’s Curse was Lifted ‘neath the Brow of the Green Monster and Yea, ‘twas Wicked Awesome

Minnesota

—For Morris Day, A Mirror Held Unto Thee
—The Penitence of Crow T. Robot
—A Cry for Every Man’s Father Under the Ice of Lake Wobegon

Mississippi

--Absalom, Absalom!
--The Robber Bridegroom
--Sweet Bird of Youth

Missouri

--Great Compromise Suite
--I Met Yakov Smirnov on the Road to Calvary
--Missouri Business

Montana

--Makeout at the Sweet Pea Carnival
--The Battle of Bear Paw, and the Many Betrothed Who Wept
--General Custer Has Something Stuck in his Teeth

Somebody could easily make a fool out of me by editing the Wikipedia pages for states I haven't done yet

Nebraska

--The Chickenman, and his House, and the Painful Burns he Did Suffer
--Mansion on the Hill
--The Plight of Johnny 99
--Oh, Highway Patrolman! Morally-Compromised Patroller of Our Great Highways!
--My Father's House

Nevada

--Oh Great Mushroom Cloud, You Are My Mother
--Groom Lake
--The Revelation Regarding the Boyfriend Who Looked Like a Girlfriend That I Had in February of Last Year
--Let's Hear it One More Time for Lieutenant Jim Dangle

New Hampshire

--Mount Monadnock in autumn
--The World's Largest Video Arcade
--An Argument Occurring on a Raft in Lake Winnipesaukee

New Jersey

--On Mischief Night I Held Your Hand
--Lo, the Heresies of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
--Chrissy Limping Through the Pine Barrens, Draped in a Blanket, Vaguely Aware of his Eventual Fate Even Then
--Gary the Squirrel, Held Aloft in Triumph Over His Enemies

New Mexico

--Marc Maron, Reluctant Messiah, Locks the Gates Once More
--I Wrote Your Name in a Letter and Placed it in the Gloom Box for the Conflagration of Zozobra
--Big Bowl of Sauerkraut Every Single Morning

New York

--For Ithaca, the Journey's End, and Troy, Final Resting Place of Uncle Sam
--Killer Bees on the Swarm
--Patience and Fortitude, Guardians of All Earthly Knowledge
--A Family of Parrots Flies Above the Grave of the Great and Powerful Oz
--Hark! I'm Walkin' Here!

Of course there would also be a 9/11 song and a song about Niagara Falls

North Carolina

--Oh How I Had a Tummyache from Too Much Saltwater Taffy
--I Saw an Angel in a Lighthouse and he Rubbed his Thumb Against My Wrist as he Looked Me in the Eyes and Smiled
--Our Aunt Bought a T-Shirt with a Dirty Word On It

North Dakota

--Jerry Lundegaard Stammering in his Mittens
--Regarding the Disenfranchisement of the Great Sioux Nation
--Lutefisk Waltz

Ohio

--In Lorain a Young Girl Contemplates the Color of Her Friend's Eye and Feels a Great Revulsion That Will Change Literature Forever
--Harvey in Line at the Grocery Store
--At the World's Largest Rocking Chair You Touched the Hem of My Shirt, My Sweet Friend Who Died

Oklahoma

--Timothy McVeigh
--The Mighty Golden Driller Towers Over Us in Tulsa
--An Offer from the Ridge Bond Insurance Company

Oregon

--Regarding the Siskiyou Train Massacre by the DeAutremont Brothers
--John Callahan Unleashes his Dark Visions, and How they Trembled at the Sight of It
--Chuck Pahlaniuk (You Dreamed of a Man with an Imaginary Friend Whose Fistfights Brought Our World to an End)

Pennsylvania

--A Blessing of Water Ice
--Bigg Daddy's Great Electric Grinning Countenance, Suspended Above, Offering to Sell us Wonderful Explosives
--Amish Paradise