In the real world, here are today's big stories in order of importance:
1. Vaccine being developed
2. Stock market rockets
3. States beginning to reopen
4. More tests than people who want to be tested
5. Trump puts WHO on notice
In Twitterland, here are today's big stories in order of importance:
1. Trump is fat
2. Trump takes hydroxychloroquine and is fat
3. Nancy Pelosi is slaying, queen, because Trump is fat
4. Trump isn't taking hydroxychloroquine because he's a liar but is fat
5. Trump is plump
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