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I used to sell cars and train/manage car salesmen

I look at politicians and judge them based on how well I think they would have done trying to sell cars for a living

Here’s my view of some of them:

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Mitt Romney:

Romney would have been the kind of guy who management hated and eventually fired because he would have always taken the side of the customers and forgotten who he was working for

He would have stolen other salesman’s customers and bad-mouthed his co-workers

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Romney continued

Romney would have projected a holier-than-thou and “squeaky clean and honest” image to his customers that they would have liked and been sold on and then as soon as they drove away they’d start to see that he was really dishonest and felt betrayed

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Romney continued

Mitt would have ended up having to switch dealerships in the same city every 6 months because he wouldn’t have any repeat customers and none of the other salespeople would want to work with him due to his duplicity and shameless hypocrisy

/End of Mitt

Barack Obama:

Obama would have always had the lowest sales numbers of the staff because he would have refused to negotiate and would have insulted anyone who didn’t pay full sticker

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Obama continued:

Obama would have spent the entire time with his customers talking about himself and what he would want from the car and never cared one whit about what the customer was looking for or needed

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