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You have suddenly died, and can be reincarnated as a fictional character from the past of your own design GO
Me: J.M. "Yip" Farfington III, of the Newport Farfingtons. Yale '26, millionaire playboy / stage door Lothario with a Pierce-Arrow and a penchant for chorus girls. Accidental Broadway Angel who creates the smash hit 500-Girl Farfington Follies and becomes a Hollywood Mogul
please note "of your own design," not "some movie or book character created by someone else," you imagination-free dopes
