by popular request (by this i mean like three people on discord): should you fight the twisted wonderland cast?

a thread!
riddle rosehearts
depends if magic is involved or not. he'll beat your ass in two seconds flat if you have magic. no magic? you'd probably win, but he would be sad, and the burden of that on your conscience would be so awful that it's not worth winning anyway. don't fight him.
trey clover
umm you... you could? whether you'd win or not is a mystery. buuuut if you piss him off badly enough, prepare to have him remove all of your teeth in the middle of the night as punishment. Just a warning :)
cater diamond
don't even try it. i mean he probably wouldn't care at first but if you annoy him enough (or damage his phone at all) he'll just clone himself and fight you from all four directions simultaneously, and it would probably not end very well for you i think
deuce spade
...no? he's literally an ex delinquent, he canonically kicks ass and he can also drop heavy cauldrons on you. there is no circumstance in which this ends well for you. if you really want to win, challenge him to a spelling bee or something
ace trappola
he kind of deserves it because he was mean in the prologue, so i'm gonna say yes. i just think it would be funny
not sure if you could win or not, and you'd feel bad afterwards if you did, but please at least try. thank you
leona kingscholar
the fact that you're even contemplating this has me questioning your sanity. let the man SLEEP jesus christ
as a general rule, it's better for all of us when leona is sleeping and not angry. and he could kick your ass in a heartbeat. so don't fight him.
ruggie bucchi
no. he would run circles around you, steal everything you have on you and then make you punch yourself in the face a few times just for fun. if you really want to though, just tell him you'll pay him to fight you. he'll do it.
jack howl
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT WOULD MAKE YOU EVEN CONSIDER THIS???? he'd refuse to in the first place, because he's a good boy. there are so many characters who deserve to be fought and you pick JACK HOWL? disgusting
azul ashengrotto
objectively, yes, you should fight him. he's a weenie so you would win quite easily too. but not even god or michael mouse himself can save you when the tweels find out what you did
floyd leech
catch him when he's tired and you'd be probably fine, but you run the risk of annoying him, which i do not think you would survive. and again, octavinelle come as a set, so if you harm one you have to also deal with the other two. it's your choice to make though!
jade leech
good news: this time you won't have to wait for the other two octa boys to k*ll you because jade will have done it three times over by the time they arrive! he is the worst of the three and he will destroy you mentally, emotionally and physically in an instant <:D
kalim al-asim
you must be some kind of psychopath to even consider harming him. i would k*ll you myself if you tried to fight him. do NOT. he's going through enough in the main story leave him tf alone!!!!!!!! he's the sun incarnate!!!!!!!!
jamil viper
YES. YES YOU SHOULD FIGHT HIM. OH MY GOD. I WROTE THIS THREAD BECAUSE I WANTED TO TALK SPECIFICALLY ABOUT HOW MUCH SOMEBODY NEEDS TO FIGHT JAMIL. PLEASE FIGHT HIM. PUT HIM IN THE GROUND. PERMANENTLY. HOLY FUCKING SHIT PLEASE FIGHT HIM
vil schoenheit
uhhhhhh i think he could k*ll you pretty easily if you smudge his makeup or break one of his nails or whatever, but i think you should give it a go. take his ego down a notch or two you know? i think i'll regret this when we find out his tragic backstory™️ though
rook hunt
this man will hunt you for sport
epel felmier
yes, you should fight him. hear me out okay? he wants to be tough, and he will not give in until you fight him, so just go along with it. let him win. he deserves this. look at him. you want him to feel strong don't you? yes you do.
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