This tree is the bane of my existence. It harbours a Caterpillar which is very poisonous to animals/small kids. I am going to attempt to take it down with a bow saw I got for 2euro.

Plan of action, work my way up chopping branches off as I go (leaving enough branch to perch on). Its too big to fall without destroying something, so I'll need to take it in segments. Job one, kill the ivy on the tree (I'm very allergic) the vines are thicc