I’m just gonna be terrible at everything on purpose and hope I finally get fired . And when they tell me in an email (like I know they will bc they’re petty cowards ) I’m gonna respond

“ Thank u :) “

Im gonna add “it has been an hOnoR to work with you all !”

They’ll think I accidentally hit caps, but really

“”I have learned SOOOOO MUCH - specifically the importance of business ethics””

“When I become an attorney, I , too, will take money from IOLTA accounts “

“The key to being millions in debt is def to get a limitless Amex card , but instead of transferring the debt to one place, going on vacation “

And so forth .
Gosh, I hope to be half the professionals you have all been . Brilliant !