What would footballers do if they went on Britain’s Got Talent?
[A THREAD]
Mesut Ozil- Magician
Would leave they judges stunned when he disappears during another crucial performance
Zinchenko and Haaland- Rap
These two young stars would attempt to get 4 yes’s by showing off their incredible rap skills. The world has already seen that they can do it on their own but how would they do as a duo?
Krept & Konan v2?
Alexis Sanchez- Pianist
As we’ve all seen the Chilean Flop is talented on the old piano. Just a shame Man United paid him £500,000 a week to play football, not music
James Milner- Comedian
The English veterans football career is coming to an end but a new comedy career could be on the cards. Jokes about Ribena would surely have the judges in stitches
Neymar- Street dance
The Brazilian has been heavily criticised for the amount he dives during games but it is often just because he is practicing his moves for the biggest TV show in Britain
Mikel Arteta- Dog act
Arteta is used to putting 11 wild and brainless players in formation and telling them what to do so doing it with 11 little Jack Russell’s shouldn’t be to difficult for him
[END OF THREAD]
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