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So apparently today my father died of covid and I just could not be happier to hear it. He was such a tremendous asshole that the world got better. you probably think I'm heartless so let me tell you some random facts about the man I haven't seen in over 17 years.
He was dishonorably discharged from the army during Vietnam because he liked hurting and killing the Vietnamese too much. Imagine how bad he had to be for the ARMY to have problems with his behavior.
I have 23 half siblings. That I KNOW of. And that's just because one of them made it her life goal to find all of us. Of these 23, 14 of them were products of rape. The largest age gap between any of us is 7 years because...
He spent 7 years in prison after the war because he robbed a bank without wearing a mask. NO JOKE. They caught him in Louisiana fishing with nice gear he'd gotten from the robbery.
When I was 8 he put me on a diet because I was getting "fat"
When my older sister (we're the only two of his children with the same mom) needed a breast reduction, he refused to help pay for it and went so far as to refuse to give permission for it to happen because he "liked having a hot daughter."
When I was 8 he sold the bike my grandma had gotten me because he wanted a new fishing pole.
I mean it's not as bad as the rape, murder, and bank robbery but like. I'm still salty okay.
I mean it's not as bad as the rape, murder, and bank robbery but like. I'm still salty okay.
So when he left and I got this new Step Dad who brought me books from his travels, and helped me study and cooked nice meals and took an interest in my drawing and put my sister on his insurance so she could get the breast reduction- Even at 12 I was like "Ah sick! Upgrade!"
Also I was told once that he died before by his wife in some scam attempt so I'm not even sure he's really dead but I AM HOPING
