i was advised that since i like natsujuu and good family/character dynamics then i might like [fantasy farm] so here’s my attempt to it

upon checking jjwxc, it seems there are 3 extras after the main story of 117 chapters hmmm so total of 120 haha ok so this is gonna be light read since not very plot-y

i wonder how far the ~horror~ would go hmmmm

OHHHH the horror element is immediately here!!!!!! nice, nice i love it! also ahhh food p0rn is making me hungry

screams into my hands skfnskfjskdjd remembers otherworld’s mo ye and zhenhun’s shen wei fvck am i really into non-human MLs who’s lowkey into vore if it involved their MCs...........silently judging myself............

lu qingjiu: oh yeah you named your pig before as xiao hua and then ofc your father had to slaughter it and you cried so much. how did they comfort you?

yin xun:

aww he saved/bought 2 piggies except they have tusks and are most probably spirits lol

holy crap there’s a well and there was a splashing sound jfc i already feel i know what’s gonna be in there

there was hair at lu qingjiu’s back when he peeked in the well is this gonna be like shutter im reading this at night huh

ghost woman, creepily: do you know what my greatest fear is?
lu qingjiu, drunk: balding?

IM CHOKING HAHAHAHAHA

lu qingjiu and yin xun’s friendship hahahahaha

no one:
not even lu qingjiu:
bai yuehu: im a fox

lu qingjiu: *sees something supernatural*
lu qingjiu:

i should probably not be reading horror when im in bed ready to sleep for the night esp since i tend to vividly dream but fvckkkkkk it’s so interesting

so the female ghost that was murdered got her revenge, reported her own murder, and cleared up the case?? BIG RESPECT

xiao hua and xiao hei piglets are soooo cute ["Grunt grunt,” Xiao Hua grunted twice, putting down the food in its mouth, its face reading, ‘I won’t grow bigger, I want to continue to just live off you like a scoundrel.’]

i cannot fvcking believe that the hair "curse" is going to be ongoing gag/theme here sksksksksksksk

me: i need to take another bath jfc the weather is too hot
this novel: and there was nothing left but puddles of water in the scene.......
me:
me and my scaredy ass: my desire to freshen up vs my horror filled brain

bai yuehu is a fertilizer istg lol

bai yuehu noooooo (yes) lmao

[Lu Qingjiu replied, “What kind of nonsense are you spouting…” Bai Yuehu was a fox, if he wanted to watch porn all he needed to do was watch Animal Planet.]

sHUT UP hahahahaha and ok even im not so sure if bai yuehu’s actually a fox or some other creature

li qingjiu: might need to buy a cheap pick-up for when i sell these tomatoes to town
bai yuehu: good thing i “suddenly” found an “abandoned car” from who knows where
also bai yuehu: gets a rolls royce sports car

lu qingjiu and bai yuehu are so cute ahhhhhh they’re honestly just coexisting domestically at this point but ahhhhhhhh

KZNDNSJCNJSDNDJD i wonder what creature the truck was before lmao but also oh nooooo poor truck hahahaha

actually im wondering if there’s a specific reason why bai yuehu “chose” to live and help lu qingjiu esp given that that’s where the latter seemed to have grown up??

[Lu Qingjiu thought, would there ever come a day where he’d be able to see Bai Yuehu eat his fill…]

grips my hair!!!!!! what creature is he even and what does he really eat???

so far lu qingjiu’s farm has:

- xiao hua & xiao hei spirit piglets
- woman ghost in the well who gives long, luscious hair
- sentient truck
- strong, fighting chicks
- veggies that grow big & delicious in a fast alarming rate
- bai yuehu

[When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.]

and then there’s suddenly detective conan and sherlock holmes feels hahaha

[“Bai Yuehu!! Bai Yuehu!!! Is this your son??”]

HAHAAHAHHA ahhh we get a new addition to the farm with this babey fox??

bai yuehu and lu qingjiu holding hands...........im soft...............

OHMYGOD WU XIAO AND THE OLD TREE HAHAHAHAHAHHA

im sorry this is just too funny msfjjsxnjsxnjsdjsj pls i want more from them hahahahaha

shui feng and hou xuejia are gonna make me cry arent they

YIN XUN WHAT

im not yet even done being sad about the shui feng and now they fvcking give me this jfc

[Lu Qingjiu had forgotten about it and Yin Xun also never brought it up. Their childhood memories became covered in a layer of dust that had formed over time and became more and more fuzzy.]

im gonna go to bed with puffy red eyes AGAIN bc of smth im reading gdi

[I don’t want to die… I don’t want to die… Yin Xun thought, I still haven’t given the coins… to Qingjiu.]

fvck you cant just give me the trope of a character who did the waiting AND using another as a firm grasp for living *carefully shoves bai yuehu to the side*

WORDS HAVE STRENGTH!!!!!! when you promise, when you insult, and basically whenever you let things out from your lips, it has energy and power. so always, always be careful.

YIN XUN’S SOUL SCENERY THE CROW CALLING LU QINGJIU STFU I ASKED FOR HORROR NOT FOR TEARS IN MY EYES

[He couldn’t help but laugh, then got out a clean handkerchief from his pocket, took Bai Yuehu’s hand, and carefully wiped off the bloodstains for him.

Only then did Bai Yuehu let out a satisfied expression. His gaze also softened a little.]

me:

holy crap the shutter-esque ghost on your back might actually be this one

lu qingjiu looking at the forever hungry “fox spirit”, useless mountain god, 2 talking pigs good at arithmetics, strong af chickens, ghost in the well that gives hair, sentient & shapeshifting truck, legit baby fox spirit:

the new addition to their farm is a male “cow” that can produce milk HAHHAHAHA but is it really “milk”?????? im cackling

[My god, the last unfinished business of the lady in the inner courtyard actually wasn’t about finding her killer, but about growing a head of beautiful black hair?]

istg the woman ghost in the well and she’s about to become a god im sifnsjdnsjd

bai yuehu joining zhenhun’s shen wei, otherworld’s mo ye, and nanchan’s cang ji on voring their one (1) person

I AM NOW WIDE AWAKE BC YESSSSS I GET DRIZZLED A BIT WITH INTENSITY

as y’all can see, im suddenly alive in my liveread threads when it hits my kinks hhhhnnnnggggg

BAI YUEHU REALLY BIT LU QINGJIU IM SCREECHING OHMYGOD

sobs in my hands THERE’S just something about how a character has so much potential to do something “bad” (relatively speaking or not) BUT actively chooses not to and im not saying this reminds me of shen wei and mo ye but that’s actually exactly what im saying

lu qingjiu: *gets a fever*
bai yuehu: wow the hotpot is boiling. looks delicious.

jiufeng sounds so funny and cute hahaha (barring the creature looks???) lol

bai yuehu’s “fox tails” fell off, lu qingjiu’s stress, and yin xun misunderstanding why his best friend is staring at the beast’s ass HAHAHAHAH

ohmygod was the coat su yan’s hair??? HAHAHAHAH omg bai yuehu noooooo

we’re halfway in the novel and still no clue on why (if there is a reason) bai yuehu ended up choosing to help lu qingjiu whelp

bai yuehu: this is [insert animal/farm thing] that my friend gave me

said “animal/farm thing”, trembling: tha-that’s.......exactly wha-what......we are.........