Starting a thread of weird shit that happens between me and guys
This guy snapped me asking me to help him wash his back and then deleted me before I opened it?? Yea man I’d be embarrassed too
Kid I talked to for two months deleted me on snap after I asked him if everything was okay?? We talked about hanging out and stuff too, sooo weird
Guy told me he would date me as I was in the middle of riding him, turns out he had a gf and STILL hits me up sometimes... I guess that says something about my abilities, but don’t be shitty lol
I hit my fwb’s dab pen three times having no clue it was a dab pen.
Took a virginity without knowing he was a virgin and I can honestly say that he was damn good. Good for him, miss him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😢" title="Weinendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Weinendes Gesicht">
Boy swiped on my insta story asking for my snap and the first thing he sends me is “I just wanna fuck the shut out of you tbh”
Cuddling on a twin XL bed. If you’ve done it you know how sweaty and uncomfortable it can get
I passed out in this guys bed and he came upstairs, out of breath, asking me to give his wiener a good luck kiss before his game of beer pong
Guy got completely naked just to finger me for 30 seconds on my best friends couch(mood was killed by her loud puking and my lack of interest)((also he broke up with his gf the day before and they are now back together))
Boy and I hung out and ~wrestled~ in the midts of the round I lost my pony tail and I said, “my hair is a whole mess” and he quoted diamond rio’s beautiful mess. Very cute gesture but it took all of me not to laugh at the cheese fest that was happening right before my eyes
Guy asked me to go home with him and I said, “okay but you’re not gettin any”... later in the night he did indeed...get some.
Guy who’s v-card I took(he gave me without me knowing) a few months back reconnected with me last night and he came over and we had a good time.he left in the morning and as I was cooking my eggs he blocked me on everything?? The fuck did I do man? I won’t be mad, just wanna know
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