kristen abblebeas

this is the start of my fh livetweets i guess. here goes.

ok starting point here is aguefort is not pronounced how i expected it to be

THE FREAKING ICON IS AN OWLBEAR god i'm 56 seconds in and i've already deduced what in the world hoot growl means. that's probably a team sports thing eh?

we're pre "hi intrepid heroes" :')

the idea of a pirate ship docked off the side of a river just immediately got the last saskatchewan pirate stuck in my head

my favourite part of all of this (as per any multi character, same group ttrpg show) is going to be getting to know what is just integral to player's play styles and what is just specific to the characters i'm familiar with

i am losing my mind at the sheer whiplash between experiencing king amethar and going to this dude

if these characters are freshmen that makes em what? 14? babies

aguefort owlbears. hoot growl

"a bribe"
"of course"
"an illegal bribe"

oh god don't make me actually think about the familial implications of half elves. don't make me think about how all these different races have distinctly different lifespans

unrelated to the plot but the shirt siobhan is wearing is so cute i want it

bucky bricker and cork. what a set of names

i love urban fantasy. the idea of these people piling into a station wagon to go to fantasy school is wonderful

i like gorgug very fast

"breaking things isn't always bad"
"you keep saying that but i keep breaking things"
"and it's always good. it's always good."

ok this is about a bed but i'm a little to emotionally heightened rn and may have started tearing up

*imogen voice* watch it buster

adiane........... im already emotional and i have known you for 10 seconds

laughing so hard at this expression hearing her quip

my dad is a demon but he's also a deadbeat is just daddy why did you eat my fries but like turned up a notch

i have just met gilear and i know nothing about him but at the moment the impression i get doesn't match ezri's enthusiasm at all and it is hilarious

god no deception check or anything. gilear man. is this not at all strange to you

OK GILEAR THATS WHAT I WAS HOPING THANK YOU

fabian just walking up to gorgug and swinging at him immediately i cannot believe this

are they really going to knock each other out right here right now start of school first day

imagine being this vice principal

We Can Send Each Other Funny Memes

dayne blayde. that name. with the ys too

these jocks are wild

god i am going to have to watch myself w adaine's panic attacks i'm gonna freaking trigger myself if i'm not careful

she starts breathing fast and i just immediately stand up anxiously and pause

the high school clapping experience

despite continuously hearing it said out loud i'm still pronouncing aguefort wrong in my head. it's like they're different words

this speech about heroes is buck wild. is that what a hero is huh

could you imagine having two people coming at you mid panic attack and just like. hey that was cool. i'm gonna make your giant unweildy orb glow.

ally reaching across the table to properly "take" the "book" siobhan isn't holding is prime dnd acting

is everyone just going to properly meet in detention

"ah, what a witty barb!"

ball and fancy boy

god they're using sports words and it's not even real sports i have no idea what's happening. i'm like. 70% sure bloodrush is football but that's about where i'm at

djfjkg lou says out loud "critical failure" but the ccs say he said "i fucking failed it"

ragh nailing it with the strong vocabulary

ragh is the only jock i will tolerate

johnny spells. once again what a name

they really are all gonna meet in detention they're just. one by one getting in trouble

wait shdjfkgh i just realised fabian already had detention he has 2 red slips now and it's like mid morning

riz just like "thank you, sir. well deserved!" when given detention is hilarious. he's jusr like yes sir thank you sir

kristen just like "i wanna go with the bad kids" feels like that sentence just sets up the whole plot of this show. like it's the first time they're referred to as a group and having any correlation to each other. idk it was said mid conversation w no weight but i Felt it

THAT LIST SJDJKFG

gorgug: we punched each other
fabian: i'm too good at sports
fig: i couldn't eat a ghost steak i stole
adaine: i stole a book
riz: i stole tea

kristen: okay.......

god -3 to dex kristen. ally knows how to design a character. i've said it before and i'll say it again if it's impossible for you to roll a 0 you're playing it too safe

troublemakers! and kristen

"not technically colossal, the dnd size, but fucking big"

i know i already yelled for a long while about how jealous i am of their sets and minis when i watched acoc but like. this is a whole different style of set and a whole bunch of minis i haven't seen before and i am feeling it again

ally just out of the blue like "this is awesome" dfsgfh i feel that. sometimes dnd just good

whoa kristen high ac. i guess she's a cleric lol that didn't occur to me

ladle's a finesse weapon

RIZ DUDE

fabian is a considerably unpleasant person but also hilarious

when people are first introduced to mechanics like bless it's just. the constant question. with bless? can i use bless? is bless on this?

lou scream-laughing at doreen rolling a natural one dfgfhgh

don't trust the faculty.......

"can i bash my head against the wall just so i can do saving throws again?" djfkgkkh poor emily just sitting here for 2 hours doing nothing while fig is out cold

oh my GOD did adaine actually straight up murder doreen

EXCUSE ME IS GORGUG DEAD

NO WAY

FREAKING ZAC MAN CURSED CHARACTERS

PLEASE let a teacher have revivify

KRIIISSTTTEEENNN ok ok i know at least i know if she dies someone DOES have revivify because i KNOW kristen makes it past this. but bro the suspense! 2-2 death saves!

KRISTEN

THEY'RE LIKE HALF WAY TO A TPK HERE ON EP 2

EXCUSE ME WHAT

YEAH ME TOO

JEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

DSFLKFGJ;HJAS;LKJGF;LSKFJ;LGHFDJ;LKHGJM

I MEAN ITS; NOT QUITE REVIVIFY ITS NTO QUITE WHAT I ASSUMED I'M

HELLO????????????????????????????????

WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED

i'm reeling. i'm. what. why. i'm

i'm back 3 days later

hey little child please walk into heaven with me on your backpack. it's all good

kind of surreal that helio has the same accent as kristen's parents

i feel like my own experience of seeing zac being lapin before i saw gorgug just makes gorgug like twice as endearing somehow

i'm laughing so hard right now i though the concept of riz with a gun was funny when i thought it was a pistol or revolver or smth this kid had an arquebus???

gorgug: i died!
fabian: yeah, you died, and also you died
kristen: i know, i met god

this whole conversation is combination very funny and just full of that chaotic triple conversation structure

lou sometimes sounds like he's almost doing received pronunciation sometimes but for the most part he manages to somehow sound posh and american at the same time which is impressive

it's the enunciation

the fact gorgug is basically spending this episode so far trying to come to grips with the fact he's pretty sure he went to hell

this is me just bringing this thread into an obtainable point in my feed so i can use it because it is BURIED