bella ka bap shakal se e chutiya lagta hai

god flashback to when i was 10 and the biggest joke was how bella only has one face expression and boy were they right

bella’s like the only girl that’s the same colour as him ofc they were gonna bang

why do the cullens even sit in the cafeteria if they can’t fucking eat

wait just saw one of them eating a carrot stick . vampires that stay healthy <3

has robert pattinson always been this bad of an actor

so how is this dude not able to stand to be near her one day and one week later he’s all over her. i call bs . he obviously disappeared for a week to make her wonder about him and miss him . playing mind games at his big age

THIS PALE MF JUST GASLIT HER

30 mins in and jacob has already shown simp symptoms by putting it into bella’s mind that edward is hiding what he really is, bro that’s your homie’s secret bro straight up disrespect bro this ain’t no expose thread bro

THIS DUDE HAS FULLY KNOWN HER FOR A DAY YET SAID HE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY AWAY FROM HER ! SCREAMING

this bitch be googling those red flags and still ends up dating him !

so what if you’re a monster you’re my monster aha x

idk this bella chick isn’t the best at communicating
edward: the sun kills me
bella: u look like a diamond
edward: i’m a killer
bella: mujhe tumhara lun chahiye

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
HE JUST SAID I WANTED TO KILL U AND SHE SAID I’M NOT AFRAID OF U AND THEN HE SAID EXPRESS UR FEELINGS AND SHE SAID NOW I’M AFRAID
WE ARE BELLA, BELLA IS US

they’ve known each other for three days and she said she’s in love with him, definitely a pisces

nvm she too boring to be a pisces, definitely a taurus

bella if you’re tryna be a “cool, laid back, down for whatever” type of girlfriend then girl you’re doing it wrong there’s a difference between supporting the idea of a threesome and dating a killer

if vampires can control themselves around humans, what excuse do men have?

vampires killing their own kind for a basic ass white bitch please

this girl wants to stay in a shitty town, where she can get killed, bec of a guy, ladies ur crown, along with ur standards, are falling

when u stalk her, watch her sleep, kill vampires for her, suck venom out of her, and she gets the wrong idea

wait so you’re telling me edward was a couple of hundred years old and bella was a minor .. i–