Types of somali boys to avoid: a thread

Peng somali boys. GIRL HE KNOWS HE'S ONE OF A KIND, HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM

Somali boys with small feet. HE WILL ROB YOUR TRAINERS AND DIP GIRL DON'T EVEN TRY, AVOIDDDDD

Lighskin's, bruv they're not even thaaaaat peng but think they are, they'll break your heart. Avoid at all costs

Skinny somali boys. Bruv they don't look like it but these dons EAT. They'll steal from your wallet then go nandos. AVOID

Fat somali boys,they'll steal from your purse when ur not looking then spend it on food. They've probs lipsed the bossman for free food

Clapped somali boys. They usually have peng personalities n they know this. They'll make u laugh and then make u cry after they leave. AVOID

Somali boys with jareer hair. Girl you'll cut your hands when you try to touch his hair after a fresh trim. Do you want to go hospital?AVOID

Somali boys who have Sierra Leone & Hungary flags on there bio. If he's can’t put the blue flag on his bio what makes you think he'll post you. AVOID

Somali boys with a youtube chanel. Bruv they think they're famous with their 200 subs. They'll brodcast your relationship on YouTube. AVOID

Somali boys with glasses. Do I need to say it? His vision isn't clear, he doesn't see you and him together.. AVOIDDDD

Tall somali boys. Looooool they think they're all that bc they're breathing a different kind of oxygen up there. A V O I D

Smart somali boys. Bruvvvvv this don already has algorithms on how he's gonna finesse you and dip already calculated. AVOIDDD

Somali boys who type kkkkkk instead of hahaha. Girl he only wants you bc of your passport. AVOID

Somali boys with big feet. HE'LL USE HIS BIG ASS FEET TO STEP ON AND CRUSH YOUR HEART DON'T EVEN TRY IT GIRL. A V O I D

Somali boys who go by Mo/Moe. Waryaa maxamed beenta iskadhaaf, I'll snitch on you to your hooyo

Not so smart somali boys. He's gonna make a nit so smart decision and leave you. DON'T EVEN LOOK HIS WAY. AVOIDDDD

Somali boys who do shiisha. Bruv he'll try to hotbox the car with shiisha and claim it's halaal. He's retarded. AVOID

Somali boys with a full peng beard.GIRL, I KNOW HE'S EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED BUT HE'LL STEAL YOUR BRUSHES N USE IT ON HIS BEARD. AVOID

Rich somali boys who post money. Bruv he ain't even rich chances are he stole all his hooyo's ayuuto moneyto take a pic he will post you too . AVOID

Darkskin somali boys. They know you want them, they know everybody likes their peng skin. They'll use you and dump you. AVOID.

Somali boys with fine/curly/long hair. Thy will finesse you out of your money and use it on shea moisture products. AVOID

Somali boys with soft skin. Girlllll he'll steal your moisturisers and dip. DON'T DO IT. AVOID

Clapped somali boys with peng besties. Wallahi these types of somali boys think they're peng and have shit personalities. AVOIDDDDSD

Short somali boys. Looool you wanna be the man in the relationship? AVOIDDDDDDD

Somali boys who write poetry. GIRL DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, he'll break your heart and write a poem about it. AVOID

Somali boys who rap & sing Lol these guys don't have bars and they are as dead as their music . AVOID

Somali Boys who go to gym. Girl he knows you want a guy with 6packs but guess what they are ripped on top but have chicken legs? They have big arms & tiny ass little chicken legs how i’m I gonna be with someone’s luugo basto who can’t even run AVOID