Not even SNL could not write something as ridiculous as this actual, real news report from my local station

Please enjoy the original article https://www.12newsnow.com/article/news/local/dozens-of-arrest-made-at-go-topless-jeep-weekend-on-bolivar-peninsula/502-5340dfa1-4366-428b-9bbb-1c279b769192

Since we’re all here let’s thank @12NewsNow for the report

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And shoutout to journalist @JordanJamesTV for covering the story https://twitter.com/jordanjamestv/status/1262569150028922882?s=21 https://twitter.com/jordanjamestv/status/1262569150028922882