Not even SNL could not write something as ridiculous as this actual, real news report from my local station
Since we’re all here let’s thank @12NewsNow for the report

Help your neighbors in this pandemic by donating to your local food bank. Here’s ours: https://interland3.donorperfect.net/weblink/WebLink.aspx?name=E12397&id=3">https://interland3.donorperfect.net/weblink/W...
And shoutout to journalist @JordanJamesTV for covering the story https://twitter.com/jordanjamestv/status/1262569150028922882?s=21">https://twitter.com/jordanjam... https://twitter.com/jordanjamestv/status/1262569150028922882">https://twitter.com/jordanjam...
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