The UK’s dissertation season continues to provide deep lulz followed by depressing realisation.

I present to you some of the best dissertations to be released this week.

#1: Do I need a dick to be a male artist?
A sociological analysis of HIV rates amongst black British men who have sex with men in London.
Investigating Colourism and Black Feminism in R&B and pop-culture with a focus on Beyonce and Rihanna
The Ethical and Political Beliefs of Irish Deontological Vegans
“The Respectable F*ggot”: Figure Skating and Masculinity in the American Imagination
Why I need a WNBA girlfriend

(I have doubts to the authenticity of this one)
The Prude, The Wh*re, And The Girl Next Door
The similarly titled: “The Sl*t, The Granny, And The Friendzone”
“I wanna see a lightskin gyal on the road”
“Can’t Get You Out Of My Head”

Female emotional investments in celebrity figures using a case study of Kylie Minogue and her breast cancer diagnosis
“Is the USA really a Developed country?”
“This country really do not like niggas, man”
Understanding racial discrimination and media bias in English football and the perspective of ethnic minority players in lower leagues.
Keeping Columbine alive: Digital collage as social commentary in the Columbine fandom on the microblogging platform Tumblr.
The effects of non-nicotine e-cigarette flavourings
“I am looking after my kids, who is looking after me?”
Too Black to be French?
Exploring authenticity, race and black voice in the soundtrack of the ‘Step Up’ franchise
“Wot do I call it?”
The origins and significance of grime
“Don’t judge me by my hair, it does not define me”
The rejection of motherhood by black women in Harlem Renaissance plays.
A study examining motivations to post selfies in an Omani cultural context
How can a framework of intersectionality and coloniality as a theory aid in understanding the experiences of black British Muslim women in London universities?
An investigation into the linguistic features that define the online subculture of Fiat 500 Twitter
“It’s like being like trapped in a fucking boy’s toilet”: Women characters and ‘Doing Gender’ in ‘The Thick Of It’
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