Don& #39;t need to caption this also.
When they know I& #39;m not just a pretty a face in the crowd.
A woman& #39;s favorite burn on her man. Nothing hits the fragile ego quite like this one.
When she hears me mention my ex& #39;s name in the conversation.
When Corona said please don& #39;t touch your face.
Sorry good looking people but the scheme is out now. And y& #39;all know it to be true.
Girls can be difficult. Can& #39;t blame them either. But we be simps.
When she asks me what we should do. I& #39;m really sweet.
But I didn& #39;t say dumbass.
When you say we should take off our clothes but you read the room wrong, like Joey when Monica went to get him lemonade.
When @sheiknowsbest said there may be a girl here with a crush on me.
If I& #39;m being nice to you, beware.
Because its good to rub it in your friends& #39; face.
Everytime you don& #39;t make my tweets bang.