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Everytime I wear shorts.
When she ask me where we're going and I can't say 'to smash it'.
The truth bombs my girl friends drop all the time.
No means no.
When she asks me how Corona is going to get over.
Don't need to caption this also.
When they know I'm not just a pretty a face in the crowd.
A woman's favorite burn on her man. Nothing hits the fragile ego quite like this one.
Sometimes they have this thing called a scheme. Remember when we said I was clever?
When they start using bad names and saying mean things because logic <<<<<<<<<
Every boy and their sack this quarantine. Yes we are all Fez.
How can you behave like such a moron Sahil? Kese himmat laate ho itna bada siappa karne ki?
When the virgin makes a girl laugh.
Wing it because planning leads to evaluating failures. We need nothing to do with failures.
What I want to tweet out every morning.
When she hears me mention my ex's name in the conversation.
Persistence is good.
Smooth as atta in the chakki.
When Corona said please don't touch your face.
Somethings do be shocking.
But hey @hoeRshita called me flex king that one time.
Life problems.
Its been 72 days but soon. Hopefully this is all of us.
Sorry good looking people but the scheme is out now. And y'all know it to be true.
True beans.
Love yourself.
You know it to be true.
When Geet said 'mein apni favorite hoon', Jackie was laughing.
Girls can be difficult. Can't blame them either. But we be simps.
Flex.
Okay beautiful people. Scheme is out in the open again.
When she asks me what we should do. I'm really sweet.
But I didn't say dumbass.
When you say we should take off our clothes but you read the room wrong, like Joey when Monica went to get him lemonade.
Jackie Burkhart is a mood.
Flabbergasting.
How mature are our friends?
When @sheiknowsbest said there may be a girl here with a crush on me.
Always have a safe word.
Respect the circle.
FOMO
My basis for an argument.
To all the snakes out there. I found your CV.
Nothing bangs on my TL.
East or west, my ex is the best.
And bitches be crazy.
When I saw all your beautiful face on twitter. I love you.
Just reiterating.
Do you know what your problem is?
Oh Jackie. How you reveal all these truths.
Yes you know it by now.
Thirst traps.
One hour to soon.
The things I do for my friends.
If I'm being nice to you, beware.
Because its good to rub it in your friends' face.
Well not hiding but you get the gist.
No lame excuses please.
Oops. Cats outta the bag now.
Never ever. Please never.
Everytime you don't make my tweets bang.
You said like my eyes and my nose and other parts of my face.
The End. Here are some nice burns.
