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Folks, presenting you yet another keyboard warrior of Brown Pants Propagandu-in-Chief.
This guy hides behind a girl's DP, and calls himself a Turk!
Though this Beggaristani has now been muted, let me just spend a little more time on him
:) https://twitter.com/zainsh098/status/1261919660221640704
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So when the tweet quoted above landed up on my mentions, I asked myself, why would a Turkish girl talk like a Terroristani guy.
So the next logical step was to visit 'her' timeline!
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Yup, the joker did NOT disappoint.
A so called girl from Turkey, of all places, seems to be a bit too .. err .. infatuated by the Propagandu-in-Chief's handle, it seems.
'She' faithfully retweets practically every single tweet of the DGISPR handle!
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But then, as Shri Propagandu-in-Chief and Sri Beggar-in-Chief keep saying, Turks looooove Terroristan soooo much, I thought it might just be 'her' way of expressing 'her' love for the Brown Panted ones, right?
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Or is it a young captain, or maybe a major saab sitting in his office in Islamabad / Rawalpindi who is merely retweeting his mai-baap's tweets?
Chhaddo, saannu ki!
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BUT .. why would an idiot brown panted keyboard warrior create the profile of a Turkish Girl, and yet, follow handles, 90% of which are from Terroristan itself?
Not very smart no?
:D
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Of course, it could STILL be someone from Turkey.
So I did another 'experiment'.
I searched for the word 'Modi' on this Kaptaan Saab's girly girly profile.
Lo and behold!
Goldmine!!
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And then all my doubts got confirmed once I came across this tweet!
This so called 'Turkish Girl' wants 'OUR' Kashmir back from India!
Spoken like a true Pakistani - BEGGING for Kashmir over and over again!
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Of course, he loves ISPR and Brown Panted Ones!
Which Beggaristani doesn't, hainji?
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Btw, if you see in the screenshots in tweets 7 and 8 above, you'll be 'surprised' to see this Turki Mohtarma talk 'erdoo' like a Beggaristani military fan-boy!
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Of course, just to clarify in case anyone has any doubt, his love for the erstwhile Propagandu-in-Chief is merely platonic.
So platonic, that he uses his photos without any context and text to reply to us 'Endians'!
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But I can't say whether the same is true the other way round!
Especially with the chosen DP of this ISPR minion! https://twitter.com/CestMoiz/status/1107883219117137920
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He surely doesn't seem to be the brightest of the lot, though. A quick search of his profile for 'Erdogan' (remember, 'she' is a Turk? 😂) revealed a grand total of TWO tweets.
And those too, gave away his game.
Why else would a 'Turk' than Erdogan for supporting 'us', hainji?
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But then, no one ever accused Pakistanis of being too bright, especially the Brown Panted Ones.
Saala, fake profile bhi theek se nahi bana paate ye ISPR Propagandu Department wale!
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So there it is.
Dear Captain (or is it Major) @zehraahme Sir, do convey my appreciation to the latest Propagandu-in-Chief of your Brown Panted Army!
Here is a small souvenir of your current, 'gorgeous' avatar - a screenshot.
Better luck next time!
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Thank God for screenshots!
Especially since the ISPR Captain Saab MAGICALLY transformed frm MISS Zehra Ahmet to MISTER Zain Shakoor!
Hats off to Terroristani doctors at the speed at which they do sex change operations, even on folks who apparently live in Turkey!
मान गए भई!
🤣
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DAMN!
Zehra Bibi, aka Zain Shakoor Bhaijaan seems to be pissed by this thread.
Soooo pissed that the propagandu minion has decided that I am no longer worthy of seeing his droppings of bullshit .. err .. sorry, I meant 'pearls of wisdom'!
I just hope he still has a job!
:D
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