Things that would’ve happened on Glee if it was still on the air. A thread:

Rachel visits the Finn Hudson memorial auditorium and sings Hello by Adele

Blaine gets mad at Kurt when Kurt suggests that they have an open marriage. Blaine sings a haunting piano ballad rendition of Don’t Start Now by Dua Lipa

As suggested by @megan_merlino, Ben Platt will play Kurt’s extra-marital love interest (genius, pure genius) while Blaine sings Waving Through a Window as he reluctantly watches them go on a date

At some point Santana sings Stupid Love by Lady Gaga because ha ha Brittany is stupid

AOC guest stars as Santana’s cousin who’s running for mayor of Lima. Santana thinks she’s too nice to win. They sing Not Ready to Make Nice by Dixie Chicks.

Artie sings You Spin Me Round

Sue performs Savage

Meanwhile, back at McKinley, there’s a new Mormon student named Jed Smith. “It’s short for Jedidiah”. When the school wants to put on a version of The Book of Mormon he throws an absolute fit

The new blind student, Amy Reynolds, finds herself falling for a fellow Glee club member. She sings Everywhere by Michelle Branch.

Another suggestion from @megan_merlino: “Mercedes singing juice by Lizzo because...well we all know”

Sam and Mercedes have a falling out. He makes it up to her by singing My Stupid Mouth by John Mayer

The New Directions are resting on their laurels. To teach them a little bit about discipline and hard work, Mr. Schue takes them to a farm. They sing Old Town Road.

More from @megan_merlino: Mike Chang has come back to help coach the New Directions. “But he can’t even sing!”

Uh oh: Marley fell on hard times after high school. We have a montage of her doing coke and partying too hard while singing Cheap Thrills by Sia

“... so that’s why this week’s theme is-“ Mr. Schue scribbles on the whiteboard. He steps away from it. “- DRAG!”

RuPaul guest stars, naturally

@trixiemattel’s tour bus breaks down in Lima. She sings Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton.

An episode called “Ziggy”: a tribute episode to David Bowie. Mercedes and Santana sing Under Pressure. Blaine sings Space Oddity. Jessie St. James and Rachel sing Fame.

@AnnieMcGunagle knows there would be an episode about DREAMers starring Gina Rodriguez.

@megan_merlino again with the hits: the Fab 5 guest star and give the kids a makeover. Except Jed whose strict Mormon background make him reluctant to participate. Tan reminds him that he can still look FIERCE even if he’s religious. And hey, Tan lives in Salt Lake City!

@AnnieMcGunagle points out that Mr. Schue has been French-tucking the whole episode.

Quinn - having grown up to have the perfect suburban life - realizes that she’s sick and tired of the normalcy. She starts a fight club out of her basement. A montage of her giving her family dinner.. the camera pans down through the floor...

Where we see her slow-mo beating the shit out of another neighborhood mom. Quinn’s version of Leather and Lace by Stevie Nicks plays in the background.

Quinn leaves her husband and sings thank u, next. “Thought I’d end up with Joe, but he wasn’t a match.. wrote some songs about Noah now I listen and laugh.. even went and got married and for that I’m so thankful, wish I could say thank you to Finn because he is an angel”

@megan_merlino says: Back at McKinley: Jed and the new “ultra-Feminist” character Ty get into an argument. They sing a mashup of God Is a Woman and Higher by Creed.

AN ENTIRE EPISODE DEDICATED TO THE PANDEMIC. Songs included:

- Why Can’t I? By Liz Phair
- Breathe by Michelle Branch
- Breathless by the Corrs
- Lose My Breath by Destiny’s Child (duh thank you @megan_merlino)

Jed, the new Mormon student, doesn’t believe in science. He comes to school with a high fever and collapses, out of breath from a dance number. The entire glee club has to be quarantined inside the school.

At the end, Mr. Shue gives an inspirational speech to the nearly dead kids saying “it’s not corona you or me. It’s corona viRUS Because we’re all in this together.”

Brittany: “Well Mister Shue has had it for years right?”
“What? Brittany no I haven’t why wouldn’t you say that?”
“Well Santana always said that you had no taste and that’s one of the symptoms so...”

Kurt and Blaine go to a gay bar and realize that they’re late in life boring gays. They do poppers for the first time and perform a duet of Rain On Me on the dance floor. As the second chorus starts it smash cuts to a transition: we see that they’re now wearing harnesses