hello people, this is a thread of me rating dino toys based on personal opinions and limited knowledge.

oh boy.

hate him. based on the dumb mouth and the fact that t-rex didn’t stand upright like this. he is not a kangaroo, why is he standing up like that? 0/5

...at least he isn’t standing up, but there are no feathers or fur on him but he still has avian looking feet? 1/5

um, where did the spikes come from? i asked for feathers not spikes? and those hands are comically small? 0/5

oh, a spinosaur i assume? if so, i don’t get much of an aquatic feel which sucks. anatomy is a bit off for a spinosaur as well. i don’t know what to think of him. he’s cool but? what is he? 2/5

now, i can tell this is a spinosaur! looks like his tail is a bit weird, can’t explain why. and his front legs.... wimpy. 3/5

um? what am i looking at? it’s good that it’s not standing upright at least? but that’s the bare minimum? 1/5

wtf? this looks like someone searched up t-rex and spinosaur at the same time and gave him the rabies pride flag colours. 0/5

this is not a raptor 0/5

this is a dragon

oh boy, where do i start? he’s upright, he has no feathers, his colours are interesting, but the stripe pattern on his head would be cool. 0.5/5

oh? puny little hands? also, raptors were likely covered completely with feathers, including the face but we got feathers! colours could be better. 3/5

his wrists look broken.... clearly not his only problem 0/5

this is cute, even if inaccurate. 1.5/5

wait, these are toys? no feathers. and the wings are weird looking. i like the fake raptor’s colours tho. hm. potential. 2/5

don’t have a clue who this guy is but FLAT FUCK!!! 5/5

oh my god, are you okay?

um?

oh cool! it tried! there are feathers but? the majority of the body looks scaly? and the face looks way too reptilian to me? 2/5

bones!! cool!! looking at the t-rex, there are inaccuracies, like posture and tail being too low to the ground. don’t know much about the others but i can recognise them! 2.5/5

KING!! feathers should go all the way to the lips and not sure what the pose it but!! KING!! 4/5

I WANT HIM 5/5

oh my god? how is he supposed to walk? what have you done? what is even happening? -1/5

he is so round! but his posture... nooo... 1/5