Note to self: don’t drink wine and go on dating apps
To clarify this is only about 3 messages in
Quick update to say 0 reply so far. Hoping for something witty. Sensing this may be the end. Never changing my ways.
Updated my @hinge profile
Soz William. You know the rules
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE A RESPONSE
Final update on this wild journey. Keep your standards high and your ego higher people.
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