When did y’all realize you were poor at Cornell Mine was when I went to lunch at Cafe Jennie and my total was $17 for a fUckiNG SANDWHICH AND A DRINKKKKK and I almost had a heart attack and friend was like “that’s not that bad lol, have you seen Statler?”

WAIT I LIED IT WAS DEFINTELY WHEN THIS WHITE BOY IN ECON OPENED UP HIS LIL APP ON HIS IPAD AND THIS BOY HAD OVER $2000 worth in stocks I was like HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH