Thread by @ConfettiPixie, alrifht babes I'm feelin a kind of dissociative drunk ti,ifgt but I [...]

alrifht babes I'm feelin a kind of dissociative drunk ti,ifgt but I pro.iaesed cookiebriwbie so let's go!! who ready!!!!

STEP 1: cut buytee in half. we nrdd half for cookie. Half for brownie. we makin cookie half first.

I'll ne gonest my babydolls I'm kinda wingfing this part. Im following whar I remember of ehar I did last gime mostly

lol thrt stYed in little round spiin shapes. thie is 8 tablespoon white sugae and 8 tbsp lightbroeb sugat. now we smash!

smasgin! the sparila ismt good ay smazging but Im3too lazt to wash wooden spoon amd I think Id better not handle yhe beatera rn so we smashin slowly. pks be patient k ilu

you know rhia look likw top much dugzr. I tjonn i mixed up "half recipe" with "hald cup sydar " in my heas.

gpod luck, me

dont ninf that broen spot bte its hust domt broemsydar that got hatdvcorte. not a bug

Abyway next add 1 rgg snf vanilla. How mych? Idk what stectiu, a cop? I put till it feel right in mu heart.

mixd

oops eronf pifire hold im

ok took picture beCudr spparently last time I kist tjoyfgt i took lme but I dint actuallt. Lol.

3/4 cup fliyr 1/4 cup cornstarcg (i want a softer cookir) g
Half teaspoon bake soda pinch of salt

iy obly just pccur to mr yhat I shpuld find cbocolate chip for chovochop cookie lol

oh my goodmeas bavies this iz wjar we here ib the business (yhe businwss of drynktweetbake) call THE HOTNESS

2 piciesized handfuls of dark cvoovolate chip.

doesbt sneen like enoyfg but I dont csre its whatecsr. nithibg matters,. AnywY I mixxed it

rgies mifht be roo much cookie for the cookiebrowbie but thats a problem for dutureme

BROENUE LAYER TIME. The other hald srick (remember him? Lol he looks so litrle) will be meltex.

There he go.

now ee take off heT once almost melt. there wS still rectangle sgrn O picl up my phone vut by the time O pucyired, it melted lol

hold on U list tablespoon

neber mind found it.

4 tbspoons lifhtbroen dugar

nit as wellmixes as I eould like but Im gerting tired.

WHY DOEA THE TABLESPOIN KEP DUDAPPEARIN

ok 4 tbspoon sweet condenzs milk. fat free Im udinh vut you can do wjatevrr.

Ill be honeat I lost count this msy be 5 spoon.

"Hoe do you lodr count xountin to 4?" You ask. well iy takea a wgile to gett it out of the spoon. by thr time its out I forhpt. ok.

sugar soup lol

1 egh vanilla. noe i can finslly put the eggs awT and srop brjng afraid Ima knoch them over amd cry anout eggs. I would cry so much.

"Why didmt you jist takr oit 2 egg snf put the rest away?" Becsudr im stupid nect qurstiom

oh Godm og no. oh np. I gorta do math. my recipe sayw 34 cup flur 1:4 cup cornstarch. hoe do I measure half of 3/4 og cip oh no. brb wotkonh this out.

I CANT DO MATH SOBER NTSBRR MIND WITH VODKA

speak og, where did I put mu drinm? And thst tablesoion

I walk past drink like 7 time lol og dear. ok brb math

that ser like a lot but okay. alsi i njxt goy surprise that 14 cup is 4tbsp rvrn yhough in tjis veey thread i did 4 tbsp for wustet cup. I cant even blame alcohol. numvers just aleays surprise me.

OH NO

thst bot yhe niddibg tablezpiom bt thatd just a spoon

oh my GOD GUYS I AM SO STUPOD. I USED MY 1/4 CUP MEASURE TO MEASURE THE FLOUR GOT THE COOKIE. (That seem ljke a LIFWTIME ago wtf) I COULD HAVR UZED THAT. i am so stupid

PH NO I DID THE WGOLE FLOUR CORNSTARCG INSTEAD OG HALF. OH MY HOD NOW EJAT

oh no oh no

ok holf on I hot tgid i got thjs. btw im in my umderswear smf theres floyr all over my phone bur I gpt this.

OKAY I kust skimmed off 7 tbzp. (To account fot the vornstarvh part) Its okay! we got this giys!

so its ??? Cormstarch (SUPPOAED to be 1/8 cup) and 6 tbsp flour. if yoyre playkng along at home. 4 tndp cornstsrch, 6 tbsp floyr I guess I dobt know these numbers serm off but okay.

and a pinch og salt bye. also i thonk i k,kw ehy I forgor the 14 cup measure cup: i was too lazy to wash it. I beem qashing the tavlespoon so idk what I thoight I was doing but okay.

>cocoa has joined your paerty

PS YEAG IM USING THE COOKIE SPATULA. FITE ME I DONT Cre rhe other spiin took a sugarbutteregg bath ok.

I panickd a littlw nevzude it seems dry smf fsrd roux but them I membered I ususallt use the wooden spoon so obviousltxthis would feel digferent. oits ok.

OH NO I FORGOT TGR BAKE DODA I YHINK. HOLD ON.

lol sgould i ise thid bake sida thats bedn sitting out??? Im just kidfkn that epuld be dusgustong ajf put smells in my brownie,

I put half teaspoon

thie seem yoo dry but do i care? i sybmit to you tgst: no. I dont give a fhck yeah i daid it not rbrn ine do zi give

ok holf on I want milk chovochop in this

if yoyre eondeeibg ehere @Sip_Commander id while im drubjbake in my umdsrwear: hes sleppin lol

2 puxiehabdful of milkchip.

It looks liaquid in yhis pictite bit its acruallt mote like a cookie soufh. raste good thoufh

Im so tired but i gotta butter tgud pan :( brb

buttee musbrhaving (aka nkt spreadong itself magicallt)

sprak of spread, i hope the bakein soda in the cpokie didmt activate top far in advanxe of goin im the oven. YEh thstS ROGHT I KNIW ABOUT BAKING SCIENCE CHEMIDTEY. I BDT YOU THOUFGT IM JUST MSS SCIRNTIDT DOIN WHATECRT

BUT ACRUALPY I AM INYELLIGENT OT AT LEAST I WAS OMCE. once.

now im sad. Does baki soda even activate or is thst kist powder now im doubting lyself og np.

but bavl to the nutter.

I took it put of the pot bu handfuls. it eoulsnt come put pf the pot pn its owm.

I wioke up @Sip_Commander smackin the pot, he wZ likr "whats goin pn" i was like "im smack a pot" he was like "i tbpufht maybr you wre smavkin toyr butt" lol he loves my butt

also he didnt ask ehy im dmackin a pot. je went back tp slep.

AJYWAY ZNEXT STEP: broenie layer on bottom, . i put extra foil om case it rises tooux much. Thibkon abead ok.

also i k ow it looklike aot of buttee bjt its just tgid weird buttee he gas that spreads ??? Idk whst it us. Dobt csre.

cookie laywr! Funny enpufh ironic, its wettee than the brownie. lol wpuldnt it be funny id we wmdes up wirg a blondie-chovolaye cookie onsyead lf a cookiebrowmir? .

its def gobba rise too mucg but nothing matters

there was a lot of cookie lezt on rhe sparula so i ate it brvsude nothkbg matters. rasted good lol

$anyway its kn the toaster iven now. 350 defrees FAHRENHEIT SUCK IT CELCIUDS.

dudnt pregeat becayse it never seems to eork here ans antwsy, say it wutg me, nothkbh matters

I'll cgeck it in few minutez anf turn it around brvsude this house tilts anf things cook unever..

I turned jtm. Its vcookim awat just fine im comin out of mu cookie snd i am doin juzt briwbie.

Oh mp moe I remembered mr. Brightsude and im sad. Oh no.

"wgy are you drunkbaking at three pxvlpck on thr mprnong on your underwear?" dont ask wurztipms just eat a cookie

my phone sonegow fotfloyr and sugar pm it and idk jow brvsysr I dodnt spill any. the kitchen is clean!!! i bet you rhoyfgt od spill thongs bit nope. No spills. O got skills,

?That rhyme was pn purpose)

it look loke gvis:

look finished NUT poke it anf its liwuif!!! sp I coveted it in foil snf pyt iy back on for a little. maybr ten minure i dont know the dial os nor very precise.

Tickticktovltovkricktickticktick

thays the tosster ovrn timer rn. tivk tick til
K

im so jnpatient lol hurry up smd bakr please

I hope thar yall are hacin a good time rn

ding!

WTF OW DUDDEBLY IT GOT VERY HEavy huty my wridt

WGAR THE HEVK EHY DIDNT IT COOK

BSCJ ON YOU GO

we been woeking on thos cookiebrownie for two snf a gald hpurs now. Good Lord. It feel like longer thoyfg.

also my mouth is sticky? egy? whatever

ding!

WHAT. RGE. HECK. IT STILL LIQUID. WHY IS RHIS HAPOENING TO MR

I remrmbered flour rifht? yes I took picture. mayne too mucg sugar for floyr aminr.

the brownie part seems finr thoufg lol and thars the one I meased up! Whsr a world we live in

id its still liquid aftse 20 ninute Ima crack off the top ams pour in sone floyr. IM SALVAHE THIS SOMWHOW GUYS.

I WILL DO IT DIBT THIBK I WONR. I WILL PUT FLOURM O WILL DO IT. I WANT MY COOKIE BROWNIE.

acryallt maybe I should jusr do it noe. brb.

I did it. back in now. the wetcparts look brown bevayse the brownie got mixed in.

WHY!!!!! NO# I REFUSE TO AVCEPT THIS. NO. I WILL SALCAGE TGJS.

I stirres in myor floyr and the nrownie layer vonsumed thecookie layer. maybe tgis id ehar God ontended all along.

(i stirr it more adtwe i took this picrure do no wet bits remaimed)

cracked ir olen again and stirred j, the cooked bits.k woll keep dpi,g this till the whole tjknh cooked.

I think dkmethjng is wronf wurg this ocen, i mafe thjs exact recipe before with no problem and alai weve gad other thkngs not cook befote

see???? worked begore!!! https://mobile.twitter.com/ConfettiPixie/status/1250307955884318721

https://mobile.twitter.com/ConfettiPixie/status/1250307955884318721

UPDATE: I THINK WE SLMOSR THERE GUYS. ITS SLOELY STARTINH TO SOLIDIFY,.

if you still readin like this tweet pls

we almost thete guys. were almosr to brownie. (the cookie was lost along thr way I guess)

I'm gonna let it sit fot awhile. Ill update yall later on the texrute. I thibj I actuallt dud salvage it lol

def donethinf wrpnf wirg the oven tho

I'm lwtting it cool down fir a little but stay right here babies!!! I'll update sion!

THIS THREAD ISN'T DOBE YET OKAY

somewhere in there.... we actually got a brownie. a brownie with a lot of crunchy bits. but a brownie nonetheless.

we did it kids

thanks for coming along with me on this 4.5 hour drunken journey. it was a hell of a ride. I'm tryna type good rn btw so I can properly end this thread.

goodnight my angels. hope you can use this as inspiration in the future. if I can make this work, you can do anything.

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